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life as either a briefs guy or a boxer guy, although there are probably some men who are switch-hitters. Boxer-briefs can offer the best of both worlds.
    While a briefs man might experiment with boxers for a couple of months or even years, there is a tendency to go back to what he started with. Same with a boxer boy. A woman shouldn’t push the issue one way or the other, unless the man doesn’t care or is the type who tells her when to wear a bra.
    Cramped Penis Alert
    A guy’s penis usually hangs downward when it’s soft, but as it stiffens it needs extra head room to accommodate the expansion. If a man is wearing jeans, the expanding penis often gets trapped in a downward position (ouch!) or gets stuck in a horizontal pickle. So if you are fooling around with your clothes on, the penis will usually need a quick assist to rise above it all. While it might be presumptuous for a woman to lend a helping hand if you are making out on a first date, this can be a really nice gesture once you are on groping terms. When the bulge starts to grow, reach inside his pants and pull the penis up so its head is pointing toward the man’s chest, unless it naturally bends down.
    Jocks
    Some men like to wear athletic supporters for erotic purposes. Perhaps one reason for this is the athletic supporter emphasizes a man’s rear end by keeping it naked while highlighting his genitals by keeping them covered. Some women get turned on by seeing a lover in an athletic supporter, as long as it isn’t wringing wet from playing four hours of rugby.
    Learning from Lady Lawyers
    During the second half of the 1900s, lady lawyers suddenly began to penetrate the traditional male lair. Being confused about how to be taken seriously, most of these women started wearing boring wool suits with blouses that had floppy bows (the “lady lawyer” uniform). The intent was to look as nonsexual and unalluring as humanly possible, as femininity was considered to be a liability when arguing matters of law. Short of wearing a body bag to court, most of the women succeeded handily. Some of these lady lawyers made it a point to wear steamy lingerie under their boring suits. It was a way of saying to themselves, “At least some part of me is still feminine.”
    In our society, wearing lingerie has been an important way for women to feel feminine. Some women feel sexier wearing lingerie than they do being naked. And some women feel better masturbating while wearing lingerie or panties. As for guys feeling more masculine while wearing boxers, briefs, or jockstraps, some do and some don’t. What feels best of all is when a lover pulls off whatever it is you are wearing.
    Girls UnderGear
    In case you have been on another planet for the past couple of years, here’s a brief list of what today’s earth girls are covering their celestial crotches with:
     
Thong: A narrow piece of material that passes between the legs and up through the butt where it attaches to a waistband. Thongs were traditionally the underwear of strippers. Then, women in Brazil started wearing them, and it was only a matter of time before they worked their way under North American dresses and jeans. There are different types of thongs, including G-strings or T-backs, which are the underwear equivalent of dental floss; the Tanga, which has more material in the seat; and the Rio, which has straps on the sides. [Sorry, but our gyno-experts say thongs can cause a puss to chafe. Also, the butt-floss part of the thong provides a zipline for butt bacteria to get into the vagina and cause an infection.]
Hipsters or Boy Shorts: The comfort favorite of many girls, hipsters and boy shorts are like low-rise briefs that offer full coverage without looking like granny panties. Materials can range from cotton to lace. Hipsters stop higher on the thigh while boy shorts have the start of a leg.
Bikini: The modern bikini was born in 1946. It was named after the island Bikini Atoll, which is part of the Marshall