been wearing the night before, decided
to refrain from comment.
“It’s a bit like a masquerade,” Marilla said with a jaunty little flick of her wrist.
Catriona and the duke gasped in unison, as Marilla very nearly tumbled free. But Marilla
must not have noticed, because she kept jaunting about, chattering on about her room,
her sister, her dress . . . and with every movement, Catriona flinched, terrified
that Marilla’s breasts were going to burst forth and pummel them all.
“Miss Marilla,” the duke said, finally rising to his feet. He cleared his throat.
Twice. “I hope you’re hungry. Mr. Ferguson’s housekeeper has outdone herself.”
“Oh, I rarely eat more than a square of toast in the morning,” Marilla replied. She
looked down at the feast before her, then added, “With jam, of course.”
“You might wish to make an exception for this morning,” Catriona said as the duke
sat back down. “You will need your strength. His Grace has expressed an interest in
caber tossing.”
“Caber tossing?” Marilla echoed. “How very, very noble you are to take an interest
in our Scottish customs, Your Grace.”
Catriona wasn’t sure how this made him noble, much less very, very noble, but she
decided to let that point pass in favor of: “I think it will be great fun. As long
as the duke is here in Scotland, he may as well learn some of our traditions.”
“It will be cold,” Marilla pointed out.
Marilla was right, of course. It would be viciously cold, and were Catriona arguing
the point with anyone else, she would have abandoned the suggestion in favor of a
hot toddy by the fire. But Marilla had always been a thorn in her side, and more to
the point, she kept jiggling herself at the duke.
“It will be invigorating,” Catriona said. Then added, “Of course we will have to cover
up.”
“I think it’s a grand idea,” the duke said.
“You do?” Catriona asked.
“You do?” Marilla echoed, followed by: “Of course you do. You have such a very fine
sense of sportsmanship, Your Grace.”
“Very, very fine,” Catriona muttered.
“Although we might want to wait until the snow lets up,” he said.
Marilla placed a fluttery hand on her heart. “Is it still snowing, then?”
Catriona motioned to the window. “The window is right in front of you.”
Marilla ignored her. “Oh, what will become of us?”
“I recommend bacon,” Catriona said flatly. “Surely we will need reserves to keep ourselves
going for the duration.”
The duke made a choking sort of sound.
“Well,” Marilla said, “perhaps just a piece.”
Or three, apparently.
Marilla came over to the table with her toast, jam, and bacon and sat at the duke’s
right, her chair somehow sliding to within inches of his. She smiled prettily at him
as her breasts very nearly poked into his arm.
Catriona could only stare in wonderment. Surely those old-fashioned corsets could
not have been comfortable. Marilla’s chest preceded the rest of her by at least six
inches.
“Did you sleep well?” the duke asked, valiantly trying to keep his eyes aloft.
“Oh heavens, no,” Marilla replied, laying a hand on his arm. “I was frightfully cold.”
“Perhaps Mr. Ferguson might lend you a dog,” he murmured.
Marilla blinked her pretty blue eyes.
Catriona, on the other hand, choked on her tea.
“And my bed was frightfully stiff and hard,” Marilla continued, sighing tremulously.
She turned to the duke with melting eyes. “What about yours?”
“My . . . er . . . what ?”
“Your bed, Your Grace,” Marilla murmured. “Was it stiff and hard?”
Catriona thought Bretton might expire on the spot. And what was that . . . a blush?
He was blushing! He was!
“But the pillows were nice,” Marilla continued. “I do love a soft pillow, don’t you?”
The duke’s eyes immediately fell to Marilla’s soft pillows. Catriona couldn’t fault
him for that; so did hers. It