outside the hospital. In a country where not much happens, the near death of a Foreign Minister â and former national leader â was show-stopping stuff, even for a public that mainly despised politicians. Catriona Bailey was a celebrity and Australia had all too few.
âThe carrion crows,â Toohey muttered as they approached. âJust what do these jokers find to talk about for hours on end? And why does anyone listen?â
Mostly they talked to themselves and the public lapped it up. The semi-famous anchors in the studio would cross to the really famous anchors in front of the hospital and they would reminisce and speculate. About every half-hour they would replay the final moments of Baileyâs fateful Lateline interview, now an internet sensation. In between they would host guests who had some level of expertise in politics or health or, even better, some personal association with the stricken Foreign Minister.
The ABC went for foreign-policy wonks and academics, while Sky plumped for political insiders and journalists from the Australian . But it was the commercial stations that, as always, showed real enterprise. Already this morning, an executive producer at Nine had sacked one of his underlings because Sevenâs Morning Glory had beaten his Wakey Wakey to Baileyâs primary-school teacher.
Felicity Emerson had appeared on a stool next to the king of morning television, Peter Thompson, or, as he was affectionately known nationwide, Thommo. She had regaled the audience with a heart-warming story about how a poor but socially aware six-year-old Bailey had offered her battered teddy to the Red Shield Appeal in place of money she didnât have.
âSo she always had a deep social conscience,â Thommo prompted Emerson.
âOh yes,â Emerson beamed, warming to the task of embroidering the past, âand I remember saying at the time, that girl will do great things.â
Nine was already starting a long way behind Seven in this story because the nation knew that Thommo and Bailey shared a special friendship, struck years before she had become Prime Minister.
Together they had dived the Barrier Reef to highlight the threat of global warming and had shamed the former Coalition Government into spending more money on cancer research. Bailey was an official member of the exclusive Morning Glory family.
Now, about fifty metres from the media melee, Toohey got a text message.
Mate, consider it personal favour if U stop 4 a chat, Thommo
âFuck,â seethed Toohey. âThe bastard will make me pay if I donât talk to him and everyone else will crucify me if I do.â
âSo what are you going to do?â
Dylan Blair was twenty-five, good-looking, and had a way with the girls. But when it came to the media, he had no practical experience in it and no idea how it worked. Yet for reasons no one could fathom, he was senior media adviser to the Prime Minister, a title that allowed him to throw his weight around â a task he enjoyed immensely.
âWe plough through the pack and deal with the consequences later,â Toohey said. âWeâve got the reasonable defence that this is too solemn a moment for us to be doing doorstops.â
A wall of light and sound â the flash of cameras, the shouts of reporters, the whirr of motor drives â bombarded them as they emerged from their car.
âPrime Minister, a moment â¦â
âHow are you feeling today, PM?â
âDo you regret knifing her?â came Thommoâs familiar voice. A question designed to provoke a reaction.
Toohey didnât blink. His face was grim determination as he walked through the hospital doors, leaving the baying crews in his wake.
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Moments later an awkward group formed around Baileyâs bed. She lay still, pale, a drip in her arm, a monitor measuring out the slow beat of her heart.
Toohey asked the obligatory question of her specialist.