passing.â
âYeah, whatever,â he says.
I almost donât want to leave; he is such a complete tosser.
On Saturday morning, Mr Wo and Jonah drive all the way to West Wrestler to visit me and the Minnow. Jonah promised to bring my thesaurus and dictionary and Mr Wo is bringing me some schoolwork.
Jonah arrives first; Mr Wo has stopped at the cafeteria.
I wish Mr Wo hadnât asked me to call him James. Do I call him Mr Wo when he is visiting as my teacher? Itâs starting to do my head in.
I ask Jonah about it and he tells me he only refers to James as Mr Wo on school property. I smell something fishy.
âOn school property?â I reply in a singsong voice.
âDonât be annoying, Tom.â
âHi, Tom,â interrupts James Wo. James Wo : much better.
Neither of us heard him arrive. âThe doctor tells me youâll be here for a few weeks,â he says as he leans down and drops his bag on the floor.
âSo,â he continues, pushing at the bag with his foot, âI took the liberty of bringing some extra work.â
Jonah and I sit quietly. James Wo drinks his coffee. Jonah divides his time between staring out the window and staring at James Wo. Eventually James Wo pulls a chair next to my bed and talks me through each assignment. It takes about half an hour to explain everything.
He says that language is one of my strengths, so some of the tasks are aimed at broadening my skills. That, he says, will be the fun part. The rest is revision, plain and simple. He has designed a lesson plan to catch-me-up with the aim of entering year ten (with a baby in tow).
What did he say? The Minnow at high school? Is he high? I raise an eyebrow across to Jonah. He rolls his eyes back at me. âYou two finished?â asks James Wo, looking back and forth. Jonahâs face turns red.
âSorry,â I say. Jonah canât speak.
âWell, I think thatâs about it,â says James Wo, âunless you have any questions.â
Yes, Iâd like to know how my schoolâs going to cope when I turn up with a baby. But instead I ask, âWhy does my thesaurus omit particular words?â
âGive me an example.â
âRepetoire,â I say, âand there are others.â
James Wo smiles at me. I think he finds me amusing.
âI could compile a list.â
âYou could, indeed,â says James Wo. He stands to leave. âIâm going into town for a few hours,â he says to Jonah and me. âApparently West Wrestler has a fantastic library. Iâll be back at about three oâclock. That should give the two of you time to catch up.â
He takes a small card from his pocket and tucks it into the side of one of the books that heâs piled up on the table next to the bed. âThatâs my mobile, if you need me. Otherwise, see you at three.â James Wo smiles, and he and his pretty face turn and leave.
Itâs quiet. Just me and Jonah. The Minnow has been asleep for what seems like days. I pat the bed.
âCâmon, Jonah, time to talk.â
Billâs truck is a twin-cab. He and I are up front and Paul Bunter and Jacko Davis are in the back. The four of us are driving up north to Minbayon Falls. Everyone goes there to fish for blue swimmer crabs, but the road is so bumpy that if I didnât have my seatbelt on tight, Iâd have banged my head on the roof or the window, or both. As it is, I have one hand braced against the dash and Iâm gripping the edge of the seat with the other. The drive to Minbayon Falls is never fun.
âYou see that new fella in town, Tuesday?â yells Paul over the racket. I never bother talking to Bill while heâs driving, mostly because he never bothers to answer me. But heâll answer Paul.
âNup,â says Bill, âbut I heard he was sniffing around.â
Sniffing around. Billâs term for any unwelcome male and, as far as I can tell, theyâre
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