knocked them all over the place, and Clive yelled his head off all the time.
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Heâs been yelling all day. It doesnât half get on your nerves. Itâs given Mum a headache. She looks ever so white and tired. Hang on. I know what Iâll do.
Later
Well Iâve made Mum a cup of tea. Sheâs had a couple of aspirins too, though they donât look as if theyâre helping much. Iâve given Clive another bottle and heâs got off tosleep. Iâve sat on the sofa with the others and read them this story about Dominic the Vole. Dominic the Vole is fat and funny and heâs always getting into trouble. (Very like my little sister Sara.) Gemma liked the story and wanted me to read it again, but Vincent got fidgety and Sara kept wanting to hold the book herself but when I let her she bit right into it. Dominic the Vole has got teethmarks across his bottom now.
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âYouâre being the childminder today, Sadie,â Mum said. âIâd better give you half my wages.â
âAre you feeling better now, Mum?â
âYes,â said Mum, but she didnât sound sure. She sneezed suddenly.
âYou sound as if youâre getting a cold, Mum,â I said.
âNo Iâm not,â said Mum, and then she sneezed again. She blew her nose. âJust a little sniffle, thatâs all. Iâm OK. Iâll take over the kids now, Sadie. You can go out and play.â
Later still
I had a good game with my friend Rachel up the road, but I kept looking in on Mum. She looked whiter than ever and she was shivering. The babies were all being very boisterous. I knew Mum was longing to get shot of them all. Well, sheâs got to put up with Sara all the time, but that canât be helped.
Cliveâs mum usually comes first because her chocolate shop closes at half-past five. But sheâs going to a babywear party tonight so she askedMum to have him for the whole evening. And then Vincentâs mum rang up and said the trains were up the spout and sheâd be late getting back from the office to pick him up. And then, to crown it all, Gemmaâs mum phoned to say sheâd arrested someone â sheâs a policewoman, you see â and sheâd probably be an hour or so later than planned.
âThatâs OK,â Mum said to Cliveâs mum and Vincentâs mum and Gemmaâs mum.
âBut you donât feel well, Mum,â I said.
âUs girls have got to stick together,â said Mum.
So she looked after all the babies. I put Sara to bed and then, by the time weâd got rid of Vincent and Gemma and at long last Clive, Mum said she felt so shattered she wanted to go to bed too.
She was so tired I had to help her undress and then I tucked her up under the covers and gave her a kiss.
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âYouâre being a mum-minder now,â said Mum.
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WE DIDNâT GET off to a good start today. Sara was awake half the night and Mum had to keep getting up to her. So she was so tired she slept right through her alarm and we didnât wake up until Vincentâs mum rang the doorbell.
âOh no,â said Mum.
Something seemed to have happened to her voice overnight. She sounded more like my dad than my mum.
She stumbled downstairs in hernightie, croaking to me to put the kettle on. Sara started yelling for attention so I put my head round her door.
âOok,â she said proudly.
She was standing up in her cot, hanging on to the rail, bouncing her fat little feet. Sheâd managed to unpop her pyjamas
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her nappy. She suddenly stood still and started weeing, a look of wonder on her face.
âSara!â I shouted, and snatched her out of the cot but I was several seconds too late. It looked like the whole of Saraâs bedding was going to have to go in the washing machine.
âYouâre a bad girl. Poor Mumâs feeling rotten and youâre just making things worse for