flourish, âthe gateway to the adored, the artisan of my happinessâor despairâMademoiselle Geneviève, may I present to you two of the companions of my lifeâs journey: this honest-looking fellow in the threadbare coat is Jean-Baptiste Gillet, better known by his imprimatur as the Griffon. He is soon to grow celebrated as the publisher of my collected works, when I have written them.â The tall fellow with the droll face bowed by way of an answer.
âNow, this soberly clad fellow beside him is neither a widower nor a Jansenist divine, but Florent dâUrbec, called Cato the Censor by those who know him best. He understands everything and approves of nothing. He believes in the universal applicability of the geometric method of proof, applying it equally to the fortunes of the state, the playing of cards, and the courting of young women.â
The dark-haired young man in the ill-fitting provincial suit bowed deeply, with a flourish of his untrimmed, broad-brimmed hat.
âThe geometric method?â I asked, somewhat taken aback.
âIt is irrefutable,â he announced, staring at me with impudent, intelligent black eyes. âFrom the geometric method, I intend to create a universal science of prediction.â He had a fiercely aquiline nose, intense, serious brows, and black curls that fell about his ears in anarchic disarray, as if he had simply clipped them off himself with scissors to save the cost of a barber. But it was his smile that annoyed me most: a wicked, lazy, arrogant smile, as if he were the only clever person in the world. Iâll show him, I thought.
âOh, are you Cato?â I addressed the arrogant young man. âAuthor of Observations on the Health of the State ? Iâd always imagined you to be a gouty old gentleman.â
âMademoiselle, it is a mark of the frivolity of the times that you should imagine only the elderly capable of seriousness of purpose,â he said, mocking me with his dark eyes. I was furious at his condescension.
âBut really,â I said aloud, âdo you think it appropriate to argue so consistently by analogy to the body in the case of an entity so very different in composition as the state? For example, the functions of the heart as discovered by the Englishman, Monsieur Harvey, are not at all those previously attributed toââ Monsieur Lamotte drew back and stared at me as if he had discovered a viper underneath his pillow.
âHa, Lamotte, youâve found another learned lady. I thought you were done with précieuses ,â the Griffon broke in.
âMonsieur Gillet, I am no précieuse , for I call everything by its right name and not by flowery disguises, Monsieur printer of scurrilous pamphlets.â
âPlease, Mademoiselle, you have wounded me. I spread enlightenment.â Griffon put his hand on his breast.
âThe Sign of the Reading Griffon? Supposedly printed in The Hague? The griffon of The Hideous Crimes of the Abbé Mariette ? The Unspeakable Acts of the Possessed Sisters of Loudon ? And La Putaine Errante ? Those you call enlightenment? Surely, then, it is you that is the précieux .â DâUrbec turned and looked at me appreciatively, then looked back at his friend, the printer, and laughed.
âSo, Gillet, you must cry â touché! â She has caught you fair, this excessively well-read little lady!â exclaimed Cato as he clapped the Griffon on the shoulder. âAnd you, poor friend, I see by your eyes you fear the divine sister may also be corrupted by the possession of a mind. Consider this, my friendâhonest speech is to be commended in a woman, it being the rarest of feminine virtues.â He folded his arms and looked me up and down with a sarcastic eye. I glared at him. He saw my glare and laughed again. âMademoiselle, I must inform you that an intelligent woman has the key to my heart. Especially one who has, of her own