ago sent into the trenches of legal warfare. When the room is empty, I often stare at these, my predecessors, and wonder how many have been disbarred and how many wish they’d never seen this place and how few actually enjoy suing and defending. One wall is reserved for notices and bulletins and want-ads of an amazing variety, and behind it is a row of soft-drink and food dispensers. I partake of many meals here. Machine food is underrated.
Huddled to one side I see the Honorable F. Franklin Donaldson the Fourth gossiping with three of his buddies, all prickish sorts who write for the Law Review and frown upon those of us who don’t. He notices me, and seems interested in something. He smiles as I walk by, which is unusual, because his face is forever fixed in a frozen scowl.
“Say, Rudy, you’re going with Brodnax and Speer, aren’t you?” he calls out loudly. The television is off. His buddies stare at me. Two female students on a sofa perk up and look in my direction.
“Yeah. What about it?” I ask. F. Franklin the Fourth has a job with a firm rich in heritage, money and pretentiousness, a firm vastly superior to Brodnax and Speer. His sidekicks at this moment are W. Harper Whittenson, an arrogant little snot who will, thankfully, leave Memphis and practice with a mega-firm in Dallas; J. Townsend Gross, who has accepted a position with another huge firm; and James Straybeck, a sometimes friendly sort who’s suffered three years of law school without an initial to place before his name or numerals to stick after it. With such a short name, his future as a big-firm lawyer is in jeopardy. I doubt if he’ll make it.
F. Franklin the Fourth takes a step in my direction. He’s all smiles. “Well, tell us what’s happening.”
“What’s happening?” I have no idea what he’s talking about.
“Yeah, you know, about the merger.”
I keep a straight face. “What merger?”
“You haven’t heard?”
“Heard what?”
F. Franklin the Fourth glances at his three buddies, and they all seem to be amused. His smile widens as he looks at me. “Come on, Rudy, the merger of Brodnax and Speer and Tinley Britt.”
I stand very still and try to think of something intelligent or clever to say. But, for the moment, words fail me. Obviously, I know nothing about the merger, and, obviously, this asshole knows something. Brodnax and Speer is a small outfit, fifteen lawyers, and I’m the only recruit they’ve hired from my class. When we came to terms two months ago, there was no mention of merger plans.
Tinley Britt, on the other hand, is the largest, stuffiest, most prestigious and wealthiest firm in the state. At last count, a hundred and twenty lawyers called it home. Many are from Ivy League schools. Many have federal clerkships on their pedigrees. It’s a powerful firm that represents rich corporations and governmental entities, and has an office in Washington, where it lobbies with the elite. It’s a bastion of hardball conservative politics. A former U.S. senator is a partner. Its associates work eighty hours a week, and they all dress in navy and black with white button-down shirts and striped ties. Their haircuts are short and no facial hair is permitted. You can spot a Tinley Britt lawyer by the way he struts and dresses. The firm is filled with nothing but Waspy male preppies all from the right schools and right fraternities, and thus therest of the Memphis legal community has forever dubbed it Trent & Brent.
J. Townsend Gross has his hands in his pockets and is sneering at me. He’s number two in our class, and wears the right amount of starch in his Polo shirts, and drives a BMW, and so he was immediately attracted to Trent & Brent.
My knees are weak because I know Trent & Brent would never want me. If Brodnax and Speer has in fact merged with this behemoth, I fear that perhaps I’ve been lost in the shuffle.
“I haven’t heard,” I say feebly. The girls on the sofa are watching intently. There
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