Pigskin!â
To say that Maura Beth was beginning to feel decidedly uncomfortable would have been an understatement. She found this version of Jeremy to be both peevish and unattractive. Did she dare bring up the results of last weekâs book club meeting in the face of his outburst? Unfortunately, Jeremy forced the issue.
âWell, I guess I needed to get that off my chest,â he added, taking another deep breath afterward. âI trust your Cherry Cola Book Club went off like clockwork. At least I know thereâs still a vestige of sanity in the world. Reading Eudora Welty again will do both of us good. Weâve at least got that going for us.â
Maura Beth suspected there was no way of easing him into what had happened, no matter how she fashioned it. So she got it over with right away, speaking faster than she normally would have. âThe truth is, we wonât be reading The Robber Bridegroom after all. Your Uncle Douglas and Justin Brachle proposed that we read Forrest Gump instead. We took another vote, and Forrest Gump won quite handily.â
Jeremyâs eyes glistened as he leaned in a little too closely. âWhat? You replaced a classic like The Robber Bridegroom ? Somewhere I think Eudora Welty must be turning over in her grave!â
âOver the selection of a small-town book club? Oh, I suspect sheâs more secure than that up in her literary heaven,â Maura Beth answered, bringing her hands together prayerfully in an attempt to lower his adrenaline level. âBesides, we can always read her next time out.â She attempted a conciliatory smile, but he didnât even notice, turning away while he conjured up more angry words.
âMy Uncle Doug as an expert on literature?â Jeremyâs sarcastic laugh was making Maura Beth even more uncomfortable, and he showed no sign of letting up on his pique. âYou know as well as I do that Uncle Doug is totally addicted to Lake Cherico and his fishing lures. Youâve seen his collection mounted out there at his lake house. He ought to open up a museum and charge admission. I know it drives my aunt Connie crazy.â
âOh, not anymore,â Maura Beth protested. âDidnât you know that your uncle will be teaching her how to fish come springtime? Theyâre going to become a team out there on the water.â
Jeremyâs face was becoming more and more a mask of disgust. âGood luck with that. And as for Mr. Brachle, my uncleâs partner in literary crimeâum, what did I hear them calling him?â
âStout Fella is the nickname youâre looking for.â
âYeah, well, I donât think heâs any great shakes at Shakespeare or any other literary figure. And now everybody has to toss out Eudora Welty and read Forrest Gump because those two want to? Whatâs really going on here?â
Maura Beth resented the fact that his rhetoric was intimidating her. âBut everybody voted on it, Jeremy. I had to go along with the majority. Miss Voncille liked the Vietnam part of the story, and even the Crumpton sisters thought it was a good idea. And, yes,â she admitted sheepishly, âthey will all be discussing the football angle in the plot and eating tailgating dishes for the potluck. You might as well know that right now. I went along with it because Iâm just not cut out to be a dictator.â
He shot up from the sofa and began pacing around the room like an expectant father in a hospital waiting room. âWell, thatâs just great, isnât it?! Here you fought hard against the mentality of the good ole boys like Councilman Sparks on the City Council all last year to keep the library open, and now it looks like some more good ole boys are taking over your book club. One step forward, two steps back.â
He kept at the pacing, and for a while Maura Beth said nothing, following him with her eyes. âI donât see it that way at all.
J.A. Konrath, Jack Kilborn