short thin figure stood in the bedroom doorway. It was my mother. Sheâs a pretty womanâdark brown hair, dark eyes, a little heavy, but healthy looking. Her retail business suit was so familiar it looked like a second skin.
Iâd thought I was alone, but I guess she was napping before her evening shift.
âWhat, Ma? What?â I shouted as I threw myself into a seated position and made ready to grab her and run out of the apartment. I thought the building was on fire, or she was being attacked by a robber.
She grinned. âYouâre reading! Guess my hard work really is for something.â
I exhaled. âNot if you scare me like that again. Trying to kill me?â
âSorry, sweetie,â she said, and then she came over and mussed my hair. As she did, she looked down at the title and made a face.
âSomething wrong?â I asked.
She quickly shook her head. âNo. Itâs just that everyone at work is reading that thing, and I never thought of you as faddish. At least itâs got words in it.â
âWhat do you think of it?â
Late for work, she was already edging toward the door. âCanât say. I havenât read it, but it reminds me of something I read when I was your age,
Out on a Limb,
by Shirley MacLaine. All about reincarnation and mysticism.â
âMom,â I said, a little annoyed. âI think this is a little more scientific.â
âIâm sure it is,â she said, but in a way that made me think she was sure it wasnât. I winced inwardly, worried sheâd heard my earlier electric-guitar chanting. She smiled and opened the door. âGotta go, sweetie.â
Alone again, I settled back onto the couch and returned to the book. Like I said, it was an easy read, and I cruised through the rest faster than a graphic novel.
I was just about finished, still lying on the sofa, trying to shift so the loose spring wouldnât poke my spine, when the door rattled, and my peace was again disturbed. This time by Grandpa Joey.
Heâs a gnarled old guy, but gnarled in a way that makes everything about him seem strong, the way a knot in a piece of wood is tougher, denser than the rest. He insists I call him Joey. Itâs not his name, just the name on the sign of the repair place he bought forty years ago, Joeyâs Auto Repairs. Since all his customers call him Joey, he tells me heâs getting too old to answer to too many names. Mom still calls him Dad.
âWhat the hellâs going on?â he said, slamming his tool case down with a thud. He always dropped it in the same spot. The wood in the floor there was scratched and worn. âThe TV isnât on. You sick?â
âNo, Iâm reading. Youâre just like Mom. What is it with you guys? I read sometimes.â
âRight. And sometimes I like to put on ballet tights and do a few pliés.â
I held the book up, to prove what I said was true. He squinted at it.
âWhatâs it about?â
âPositive thinking.â
He laughed. âIâm positive youâre wasting your time. Thatpositive enough for you? Why donât you read a Chiltonâs or something useful?â
âThis could be useful,â I said. I pretended to go back to reading, even though I was up to the index.
He shook his head and kept walking. A few paces toward the kitchen, he stopped short, then turned around to look at me again.
âItâs for some girl, right?â
Joeyâs still got a lot on the ball.
âAny use lying?â I asked.
âNah.â
âThen yeah. Pretty much.â
Chuckling, he came back and patted me on the shoulder, as if he were proud of me and sorry for me at the same time.
Thatâs Joey. Iâd like to say he was my father figure if he werenât so much like a freaking lawn gnome with attitude. But I love him nearly the same as I love Mom.
Actually reading the book didnât change my opinion.
Aj Harmon, Christopher Harmon