Believing in
The Rule
still felt like believing in Santa Claus, without the having-to-be-good part. Even so, when I went to bed that night, I thought of my spork and said those words to myself over and over, âScreech Neck High will get more funding.â
Might as well, right?
Next morning, when I saw Vicky in the hall, I didnât call to her, I just snuck up and spun her around.
She looked annoyed until I said, âRead it.â
âReally?â
âCover to cover. Even the index. Had no idea how many words start with âX.â â
âThatâs great. Iâm so proud of you, Caleb,â she said.
She got so excited, she gave me a hug, wrapping her arms around me and clicking her painted fingernails together across my shoulders. I think they had little eyeballs on them that day, but they went by so fast, I couldnât be sure. It felt nice, donât get me wrong, but it wasnât exactly a boyfriend/girlfriend hug, more a brother/sister thing.
Sometimes, even when I know whatâs up, I still go through the motions. Itâs the downside of being a slacker, I guess, not being willing to change direction unless you absolutely have to, because it requires effort.
âSo, can we go out again sometime?â
She froze, face still smiling, only now she wasnât smiling because she was happy, more like she was buying time.
âSure,â she finally said.
Then there was an even
bigger
pause.
âMaybe we can get together with some of the kids from the Crave,â she said.
âThatâs not exactly what I had inââ
She kept going, like I hadnât even opened my mouth. âIsnât the book amazing? Isnât Ethan amazing? I mean, he really understands, and he really believes. You can just see it in his eyes, and he talks like heâs on fire.â
âYeah,â I said. âAnd did you check out his shoelaces?â
Instead of responding, she kept talking. I nodded a whole lot until Vicky said she had to go do something or other and Isaid I had to do something or other, too, so I trudged off, all but convinced we had just broken up.
I was heading toward trig when I spotted All-den struggling to stuff books into his overpacked locker. This guy was always stuffing things, grunting and shoving, just like a cartoon character.
I scooped up a few and held them out to him.
âCaleb,â he said.
âAll-den,â I answered.
We stood there a second, me holding out the books, him unable to grab them because he couldnât move his hands. He nodded toward the pile he was holding up. I rolled my eyes and moved in.
I shoved the books I was holding on top of the pile, then held the whole mess in place as he slammed the locker shut.
âWhy do you have all this stuff anyway?â
âIâm the editor of the paper,â he mumbled. âItâs . . . research.â
âRight,â I said. âI heard about the editor thing. Congratulations. What are you researching?â
His eyes shifted around. âNothing.â
âNo, what?â
He looked at his locker door. âActually, Iâve been checking over police and construction reports, trying to prove you were responsible for the vandalism that brought the gym down.â
I shook my head. âGreat. Thatâs just . . . terrific, really. Thank you
so
much.â
Finally, All-den got himself enough together to look me in the eye. It was weird. His eyes, I mean. They were this brightgreen. Then he said the magic words: âNear as I can tell so far, you had nothing to do with it.â
My eyes lit up. âReally?â I asked.
All-den nodded slowly. âThe construction company was using the original school blueprints, which, it turns out, have a design flaw that caused the gym to collapse during the storm in the first place and . . . probably caused the second collapse, too.â
âGreat! Thatâs just . . . terrific! Really!