The Secret 04 The Ever After of Ella and Micha by Jessica Sorensen Read Free Book Online Page B

out a sequined thong. “Is this the bottom part or something?”
    “It’s whatever you want, I guess,” she says with humor in her voice. “It could even be for Micha.”
    I snort a laugh and drop the thong onto the lacy fabric. “This is like a sex kit, isn’t it?”
    She shrugs, examining her nails. “I went into this really questionable store with sex toys and lingerie and told the clerk to pick out the best newlywed gifts.”
    I slip the garter off my wrist and add it to the pile with the thong. “So you have no idea what’s in here?”
    “Not a clue except for the garter and the bracelet—I added those myself. But I’m dying to find out.”
    “Okay, now I’m really intrigued.” I reach in and remove the next item, a feather duster with a really long handle. “What is this for?” I run my fingers along the feathers and then shiver. “It tickles.”
    She giggles, twirling a strand of her short hair around her finger. “I think that’s the point,” she says and I extend my arm across the table and tickle her face with it. “Hey, what the hell?” She laughs as I pull it away. “That’s not for me and I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to tickle faces with it.”
    “It could be for you. You and Ethan could totally use it.” I set the feather duster on top of the pile and reach for the last item, which is in another box, a long narrow one.
    “You really want to go down that road?” she questions. “The one where we talk about our sex lives.”
    I shrug as I open the top of the smaller white box, and then tip it to the side and batteries fall out. “You used to tell me all the time about the guys you hooked up with.” I pick up the batteries, scrunching my forehead.
    Her expression plummets and she abruptly becomes uncomfortable. “Yeah, but I’m not hooking up with some guy. I’m hooking up with Ethan and in the past you two didn’t always seem like the best of friends.” She snatches the batteries from me with inquisitiveness in her expression and this weird look crosses her face.
    “Yeah, we’ve been better though lately, and besides, regardless if Ethan and I are getting along, you can talk about stuff with me,” I tell her as I stick my hand into the narrow box. “I just don’t want to hear all the details…” I trail off as I take out the item inside it. “What in the love of God, Lila. I mean, I knew this was a sex kit, but really?”
    Lila’s face turns bright red as she busts up laughing, her shoulders hunching forward. “I was sort of wondering if that was what was in there when the batteries fell out.”
    I hold up a pink vibrator with this weird front part attached to it, biting my lip not to laugh. But Lila continues to laugh as she extends her arm across the table and takes the vibrator out of my hand. Then she pops the batteries inside the bottom, twists a nob, and it starts to hum. Laughter escapes both our lips as she drops it on the table and it begins to shake.
    “Imagine how good it will feel,” she says, tears slipping through her eyes, her whole body trembling with laughter.
    Still laughing, I ask, “Was the cashier who put this all together a guy or a girl?”
    “A guy,” she says, poking the vibrator with her finger to steer it away from falling off the table. “A total creeper appar…” she drifts off as the back door swings open. Snowflakes flurry in as Micha and Ethan come strolling inside, tracking snow and carrying a few plastic bags of groceries.
    Micha takes one look at the vibrator, the pile of lacy and sequined fabric, and the feather duster and the bags immediately fall from his hands as he explodes with laughter. “What the hell did we miss?” He grips onto the countertop for support as his knees buckle.
    Ethan stands by the backdoor, looking lost, like he can’t quite figure out what the hell we were doing.
    Lila overlaps her fingers as she leans back in the chair. “We were playing a game.”
    “What kind of a game?” Ethan