off work?â
âItâs Friday at three.â
âFUCK. I canât believe her sometimes.â
âBelieve.â This was Baltimoreâs motto, so everyone made fun of it. âAnd hereâs the best part. She wants the house packed up by then, so we can have it painted and put it on the market.â
I looked around the kitchen. Old Tupperware, chipped ceramic ducks, wall placards some moron thought were funny, dirty plastic flowers. Junk on every surface, and in a bunch of boxes, more junk. âIs the whole house like this?â
âYep.â
âI guess youâve got your work cut out for you.â
She punched me on the arm, hard.
***
For the next few days, every chance I got, Iâd go over to my motherâs house to pack and clean. After the first five minutes, I began to seriously question if we would ever get everything out of there. Iâd go into the sewing room, aka Normaâs old bedroom, and after Iâd filled a dozen boxes with fabric, thread, seventeen tape measures, and enough needles to re-quill a porcupine, the room would look like no one had touched it.
âAnd she hasnât even sewed since the â70s,â I complained to Pam as we sat on the patio. Rickyâs girlfriend Star had made us lunch again, consisting of little chunks of tofu and wilted lettuce wrapped in a stale, green tortilla. âWhy have a sewing room?â
âMaybe she was planning to make us all matching outfits again.â She took a drink of whatever it was Star had poured into our glasses, then shuddered. I tried it: it tasted like Elmerâs Glue. âI found a box of baby clothes under the bed in the guest room,â she added.
The guest room, as our mother called it, though she never had guests, was the room Donny and Tim had shared. There was still a wall of trophies theyâd won in high school, in case the nonexistent guests wanted to admire them, and I was pretty sure a suitcase of Donnyâs clothes was still in the closet. I remembered Mom folding his oldshirts and crying after he died. I really didnât want to see any of that stuff again.
âThen thereâs the attic.â Pam shook her head.
âCanât we just hire someone to haul everything away?â
âWhat if thereâs something important mixed up with the junk? Something we want?â
âWhat could we want? I already have plenty of old Tupperware.â
âI donât know, Julie.â She gave me a significant look, then glanced over at Ricky and Star, who were canoodling on a bench and not paying any attention to us. âThere might be some old letters or something.â
I mouthed the words âshut up.â
Pam gestured toward the young lovers and rolled her eyes to indicate that they wouldnât notice us if we put on sequined suits and sang âCopacabana.â They were gazing at the creek that ran under our house, pointing at rocks and fondling each other. Water ran beneath half the buildings on Main Street. Iâd heard it was a nineteenth-century sewage-system issue, and that was all I wanted to know about it.
âShe wants us to sell everything. No charity.â
I knew who âsheâ was. âWeâre not going to get any money for this garbage.â
âShe says she saw a waffle iron just like Momâs in an antique shop for $75.â
âOh, sure. Hey, have you gotten a rental car yet?â
âNot yet.â We both looked over at the driveway, where the Grand Dame sat.
âYou better be careful,â I said.
âIâm only driving it at night. Like a vampire. Iâve been sleeping here so I can walk to work.â
âWhoa, Pammy, youâre a vampire?â We finally had Rickyâs attention.
âYeah, thatâs right.â
âThereâs this dude in town whoâs a vampire, too. You want to meet him?â
âNo, thanks.â
âYour kind of guy,â I
Donald B. Kraybill, Steven M. Nolt, David L. Weaver-Zercher