heâs a nice guy, we had a good conversation, no big deal.â
âWhat did you talk about?â
âNothing. Food, wine. The restaurant business.â
âYou donât know anything about the restaurant business.â
âWhatever, Julie.â
âJust stay away from him. Thatâs all Iâm saying.â
âNo problem.â
âReally, heâs not your type.â
âOkay, okay, I get it.â
âOkay,â I said, like that settled it.
***
When I got home that night, I took the break-up postcard out of my shirt pocket and stuck it on the fridge with a Natty Boh magnet (bad beer, but an okay magnet). I stared at the flat, red mountain pictured on the card. In front of it were some cactuses with their arms sticking up into the sky. It felt like, if I really focused, the wind would start blowing and J. would climb down from the dark mountainside and stand against the red layers of cloud like a superhero.
Without really thinking about it, I fell into the habit of talking to the postcard. I said hello to it when I came home and goodbye when I left, and soon I was telling J. about my day, how my pork shoulder special was a huge hit, and one of the runners dropped a whole tray of oysters Iâd just shucked on the dining room floor, and I was going to try black-rice risotto again, though I wasnât happy with it last time.
I was just telling J. about my big plans for a Thai seafood bisque when I heard Pamâs ringtone. I figured she was calling to chew me out for not coming over to help her yet, but when I picked up, she said, âI just totaled my car.â
âAre you okay?â
âI wasnât in it. It was parkedââ
âBlind curve?â
âBingo.â
âHit and run?â
âYup.â
âProbably Ed again.â Ed was a drunk guy who lived up the street.
âMaybe, but Iâll never prove it. Heâs probably got his pickup in the body shop already.â
âWhat are you going to do?â
âWell, hereâs the thing. I was thinkingââ
I suddenly realized where she was headed: our motherâs car. âNo way.â
âItâs just sitting in the driveway.â
âDonât even think about it.â
âIt would only be for a day or two.â
âNorma will kill you.â
âShe wonât know about it.â
âSheâll know. Go rent a car.â
âI hate to do that before the insurance claim is processed. Itâs so hard to get reimbursed.â
âAlls I can tell you is, if you drive the Grand Dame, youâre taking your life in your hands.â
âI know, I know,â she said.
I knew she was going to do it anyway.
***
As I was driving up Main Street, a tow truck carrying a squished yellow car passed by. I parked safely across the street from our houseâwhere any sane person would have parked her new Mustangâwent into the house, and let the dogs cover my jeans with paw prints. I found Pam tethered to the wall phone in the kitchen. She saw me and rolled her eyes, then mimed a yapping mouth with her free hand. Norma. I tried to figure out what they were talking about, but mostly she just kept saying, âOkay, okay.â
âWhat did she want?â I asked when she hung up.
âShe says Iâm not packing fast enough.â
âDid you point out to her that you have a full-time job and she doesnât?â
âWhat do you think?â
I just laughed.
âShe made an appointment with Ralph Sawyer,â she said. Ralph was an attorney who had dated Mom in high school. He handled her divorce from my fatherâI mean, Bill Barlow. He was kind of a celebrity: his commercials played on daytime TV with a little song that rhymed âSawyerâ and âlawyer.â âHeâs reading the will. We all have to be there.â
âIs she going to schedule it so I wonât have to take time