stuff.â
âOh, please,â Samantha says. âDonât be ridiculous. You donât have to believe in anything to play with a Pink Crystal Ball. Itâs just for fun. Come on, ask it a question. You know you want to. Ask it if Spencer Ridgely thinks youâre smexy.â
I roll my eyes at her. âSpencer Ridgely is, like, the hottest guy in the whole school. Possibly even the whole world. And heâs a senior. He doesnât even know who I am.â
âNot the point,â Lindsay says, jumping on Samanthaâs bandwagon. âCome on, just do it. Itâs not that hard. Repeat after me. âDoes Spencer Ridgely think Iâm smexy?ââ
âWhat is âsmexyâ?â I ask, immediately wishing I hadnât.
Samantha rolls her eyes at me this time. âIt means smart and sexy, stupid. God, you need to hang out in some classes that arenât AP. Maybe youâll actually learn something useful. Now would you stop stalling and just ask the question already?â
âFine,â I say, succumbing to their peer pressure. I pick up the ball and shake it. âDoes Spencer Ridgely think Iâm smexy?â I ask, not even trying to hide my annoyance. I peer into the plastic on the flat side of the ball. It takes a second for the message to come up.
Yes, your fate is sealed.
âWell?â Lindsay asks.
I frown. âIt says, âYes, your fate is sealed.ââ
She claps her hands excitedly and Samantha laughs.
âGive me that thing,â Lindsay demands. âI want to try it again.â I hand it to her, and this time she shakes it extra hard. âIs Megan Crowleyâs boyfriend going to cheat on her with a slutty girl from St. Josephâs and give her a raging case of syphilis?â Her lips twist in a frown. ââYour future is obscured. You must try again.â This thing sucks,â she says, tossing it back onto the bed. âWhere did you get it, anyway?â
âMy aunt left it to me. Her friend gave it to me at the memorial service yesterday. It came with these.â I show her the paper and the scroll.
âI thought crazy aunts were supposed to leave people gobs of money that nobody knew they had,â Lindsay says, half to herself.
âHey, that would be a great T-shirt,â Samantha interjects. ââMy crazy aunt died and all I got was a fake crystal ball.ââ
Even I have to laugh at that one. To be honest, it feels good. It hurts less to think of Kiki as just some âcrazy auntâ who didnât have a grip on reality. Before the laughter fades, Lindsay says that she canât stay. She just stopped by to see how I was doing. She promised her mom that she would help her move some stuff out of the garage.
Poor Lindsay , I think. Ever since her parents got divorced, sheâs become the man of the house. She takes out the trash, hangs pictures, helps with moving heavy stuff. I always tell her that, one day, sheâs going to make some guy a fantastic husband.
âHave fun,â I say.
âOh, donât worry, I will. This is Mr. Lindsay Altman, signing off.â She gives us a salute and then bounces out of my room and down the stairs.
âI should go too,â Samantha says. âMy mom is having a dinner party tonight for some really important clients of my dadâs, and I need to be home so that I can totally ruin it.â
âHa! Nice attitude.â
She shrugs. âHey, itâs quid pro quo in my house. She makes me miserable, I return the favor. Not all of us are lucky enough to live in a sitcom family like you.â She pauses suddenly, as if she might have said too much, then quickly smiles. âCue laugh track here.â She grabs her black Prada backpack and disappears out the door.
Alone again, I take the paper out of the envelope again and stare at it, trying to make some sense of the words. What does that mean, âThere are