happily and sucked down some ginger ale, clearly just to prolong the suspense.
âRoddy Hartlandâ¦â
âOkay, okay. So you know Doug Metzler, right?â
Mallory frowned. âYeah. Of course.â
âAnd you know heâs an unmitigated stuffed shirt, right?â
Mallory smiled. âUmâ¦he holds three loans of mine, Roddy, so Iâm not sure I want to call him that out loud.â
âI do. Heâs a pompous zebraâs ass, and Iâve decided to give him the apoplectic fit he so richly deserves.â
Kieran began to chuckle. âHe will have a fit.â He drank some of his new Scotch. âReally. When he sees you, heâll have a fit and turn purple.â
Mallory still didnât understand a thing. She glowered at Roddy, who was trying so hard to hold back his laughter that he was getting a little color in his own cheeks.
âOkay, look. Hereâs the deal. Metzler is the current president of the country club. And frankly, the manâs got a stick up hisââ Roddy wrinkled his nose guiltily. âI mean, heâs so uptight nobody can stand him. Yesterday he had the nerve to issue a dress code for the club. No sandals. No T-shirts. According to Doug-God-complex-Metzlerâs official memo, you wonât be served if you arenât wearing closed shoes and a shirt with a collar. â
Mallory shrugged. âWell, you are wearing a shirt with a collar.â
Kieran, who had just swallowed, choked on his expensive liquor. âYeah, but thatâs not all heâs wearing.â
âWhat?â Mallory narrowed her eyes. Roddy leaned back, looking insufferably smug, delighted with his own ingenuity.
And then she finally caught on. What else was he wearing? Scooting her chair back, she ducked her head under the tablecloth and took a peek.
Oh, my God.
A skirt.
An honest-to-God, bonafide skirt, the kind the Heyday cheerleaders wore. The navy-blue pleats folded gracefully around Roddyâs tanned, athletic thighs. His muscular calves were bare and a little hairy above his sneakers.
She started to laugh as she lifted her head, and in her helpless mirth she banged it noisily on the underside of the table. Still, she had to thank him. He had not only agreed to loan her a fortune, he had made herlaugh on a day when she hadnât thought that was possible.
âOh, Roddy,â she said. âYou goof.â
Roddy was back to looking innocent. âWhat? I read the official memo word for word. It didnât say anything about skirts.â He reached out and gave her hand a tap. âBut actually, sweetie, you might want to scram before Doug gets here. Things are likely to get ugly.â
âHell, yeah, they will,â Kieran said to Mallory earnestly. âIâve seen him standing up in that skirt. The manâs so bowlegged itâs tragic.â
Still smiling, Mallory gave Roddy a hesitant glance. âButââ She tried to think of a subtle way to remind him why she was here.
âGo,â he said firmly, and squeezed her hand. âIâm sure you have at least two thousand more important things to do than messing with Doug Metzlerâs mind.â
The grip was unusually firm. He was trying to tell her something. She glanced down at her purse, which, she saw, now had a bright white envelope sticking out of it.
The money was already there. How had he done that? When had he done it? Perhaps when she and Kieran had been kissing each other hello? Roddy really was a magician. And she could use a magician right about now. If he could make a treasure appear out of nothing, maybe he could make Mindyâs past disappearâ¦
She smiled at him, hoping he could see her heart in her eyes. She wished she could tell him this was forMindy. But he had no idea that Mindy had been involved in the Heyday Eight, and sheâd never disillusion him about the girl he silently adored.
âAll right,â she said.
Seraphina Donavan, Wicked Muse