had a collectionâunless you counted the Playboy magazines heâd hidden beneath a loose floorboard in his room as a teen. But if he did, heâd collect something cool, like vintage Harley-Davidsons or something like that. Heâd recently seen a man on television who was trying to sell his PEZ collection and, though Lex knew the iconic candy dispensers had been around a long time, heâd had no idea that people actually collected them.
He said as much to Bess. âI just donât get it. Why would anybody want that stuff?â
âWho knows?â she said. âHis father might have started him on it, or a friend of a friend. People will collect anything that resonates with them. Iâve never understood the shot glass craze, but there it is. Go into any souvenir store anywhere in the world and youâre going to find shot glasses.â
That one he understood. They were small and inexpensive.
âWhat about the spoons and the thimbles?â he said. âDonât leave those out.â
Another laugh bubbled up her throat. âI do have a few thimbles,â she admitted. âBut theyâre antiques and donât have Yosemite National Park across the front. Theyâre also solid silver with pretty filigree.â
âSo you collect thimbles?â he asked.
âAmong other things,â she admitted, looking out the window. She propped her elbow against the door, then sighed and rested her head against her hand.
âThat sounds intriguing.â
She turned to look at him, her green eyes sparkling with humor. âIt wasnât meant to be. I just have a little of everything. If itâs pretty or I can find a place for it, I keep it.â
He studied her again. âDoes your house look like the inside of a Cracker Barrel?â
She chuckled. âNot quite,â she said.
âDoes your yard resemble Fred Sanfordâs?â
âNot at all,â she said. âYou saw my house. It was right across the street from the store.â
He blinked, surprised. âThe pickle-green house with the red door and white gingerbread?â
âThatâs not red,â she said lifting her chin. âItâs watermelon.â She snorted and rolled her eyes. âPickle green,â she lamented. âAll that work and you think my house looks like a pickle.â
He chuckled. âIâm sorry,â he said. âThatâs the only frame of reference I have for that particular color.â
âItâs called Gecko,â she told him with an imperial arch of her brow.
He grunted. âIn that case, I think pickle sounds better.â
Another eye roll. âYou would.â
âItâs in keeping with your food theme.â
She looked at him. âFood theme?â
âYou said the door was watermelon,â he reminded her. âAnd gingerbread trim.â
It was her turn to harrumph and she glanced over at him again, seemingly seeing him from a new perspective, as though heâd unwittingly handed her the secret to his brain. âYou know, in a twisted sort of way that makes perfect sense.â
He grinned at her and arched a brow. âLogic is twisted?â
âYours is.â
He gave his head a baffled shake. âInterestingly enough, I actually think you mean that as a compliment.â
âI do,â she said. âYouâre nothing like I thought youâd be.â
Oh, man, there was no way in hell he was going to be able to let that go. âWhat do you mean?â
âI canât put my finger on it exactly,â she said, pursing her ripe lips in brooding consideration.
He waited, and when she didnât respond, he prodded her again. âWould you try?â
âI donât know,â she said, her gaze thoughtful. âI think I expected someone like Payne. Cool and autocratic, convinced that his way is the only way.â
He hated to tell her this, but if she hadnât