know it at the same time.
I knew nothing about illegal drugs. Iâd never taken any, I didnât go to Hollywood movies, and I turned off the news if it was about that subject. How itâs done I didnât know, other than bits of what Iâd witnessed in transactions right out in public in Washington Square Park. Sometimes when I had no choice other than walking along the park side, unsavory-looking youths would call out in my direction, âLoose joints.â Since I was used to hearing things called out to me and other young women, things like, âShort skirt,â âLong hair,â âLong legs,â âCool boots,â I assumed the unsavory ones were commenting on the way we were walking.
âI get to the restaurant and everyone is well dressed and Iâm a delivery boy,â he said. âTheyâre giving me glances to that effect.â
âHow well dressed could people be at a place called California Chicken?â I asked.
âThis is what they do in L.A. They have nothing else to do but dressing up and associated chores. Oh, by the way, did I tell you who sat next to my mother and I last week at lunch in Beverly Hills?â
ââMy mother and me,ââ I said.
âIt sounds wrongâI know itâs right. My mother and me. Waitâll you hear this. The one from the murder trial.â
âThe prosecutor?â I didnât want to think about her face.
âNo, you know who, the one with all the plastic surgery,â he said.
âThatâs all of them, I thought.â
âNo, the worst one. The one who looks like a suntanned monkey,â he said.
âIs she an actual person?â
âYes. Itâs unbelievable but true. She was with two friends, all with facial work, the kind of women who look like rich menâs mistresses. And they were all three on cell phones at the same time.â
âThree? Iâve never seen that,â I said. âWhat were they talking about?â
âNothing. Appointments for manicures and trainers. One had to go outside to finish the conversation. It sounded like an illegal transaction.â
I tried to picture the boy, a person, in a restaurant, sitting next to these caricatures of people.
âSo be that as it may,â he continued, âI get the lunch after waiting around in embarrassment for half an hour, I pick up the car, and go there and back in an hour. Iâm back at the lot, I drive up in the Porsche. Theyâre all sitting outside with the costumes, and not one person has come to buy anything the whole day. One Puerto Rican woman from the neighborhood stopped to look at some things.â The hot, dry, dusty poignancy of the scene was getting through to me.
âSo I take the lunch in and theyâre all going through the order with anticipatory glee and this one director whoâs kind of a pretentious intellectual and a nerd combined but thinks heâs great even though look at what heâs directing, heâs from New Jersey like everyone in Californiaâdid I tell you this? When my parents first moved here, Iâd tell people Iâm from New York and they would say, âMe, too,â and Iâd say, âOh, what part of New York?â and theyâd say, âEnglewood, New Jersey.â Or, I tell them I live near Gramercy Park and theyâre like, âOh yeah, Greenwich Village. I used to hang out there.â Anyway, this director comes out and sees the staff standing hovering at the lunch order and he says, âWhatâs this? California Chicken? Why wasnât I informed?â
âTheyâre like, âOh, we couldnât find you,â and he says, âHmm, well thereâs something they have there that I really loveârosemary chicken.ââ
These two words together always gave me a jolt. One, the green herb, the other, a dead birdâcooked together and served on a plate.
âHe has the