than insist they avert their gazes when he passed, who could blame him? The only thing he loved more than a well-stocked, inaccessible solar full of priceless treasures was a rollicking good skirmish with a mage who didnât make him yawn.
He was, in truth, a simple man.
âYouâll earn ten coppers a week,â Doghail said. âCanât do more or I wonât eat.â
âCoppers,â Acair repeated. â
Coppers
?â
Doghail made a noise that could have passed for a laugh. âCoppers,â he repeated. âYou know, those wee coins worth nothing?â
âAh,â Acair said, feeling somewhat at a loss. He wasnât sure heâd ever seen a coin of so little value. He tended to operate in piles of gold sovereigns, but that was obviously not going to be his lot at present. As heâd said before, he was in Hell for the duration.
âGenerous, I know,â Doghail said dryly. He nodded toward the barnâs innards. âIâll show you where youâll bunk, then you can be about your business.â
âDelightful,â Acair said. He followed Master Doghail through what seemed to be an endless maze of stalls containing an equal number of what looked to him to be rather disagreeable-looking equine . . . things. He caught sight of a lad or two apparently doing what he was going to be required to do and was powerfully tempted to take his chances with that damned spell and bolt for civilization.
Doghail stopped in front of what could have only been termed a minor passageway in a very poorly funded butlerâs pantry. Indeed,
passageway
was too grand a term for it and
closet
didnât describe the painful smallness of the place. He was half tempted to call it a
stationary dumbwaiter
, but he couldnât find his tongue to speak.
âLuxurious, isnât it?â Doghail said, without a shred of irony in his tone. âFortunately for you, all the lads with seniority were sacked, leaving this place free. You look, if you donât mind my saying so, like youâre accustomed to only the finest.â
Acair gave up trying to express his thoughts. They werenât pleasant ones anyway.
âYouâll want to change, no doubt,â Doghail continued mercilessly. âWouldnât want to get anything on those very fine boots of yours, Iâm thinking.â
âChange into what?â Acair asked.
âIâll find you something.â
Acair would have put his foot down at wearing another manâs boots and cloak, but he supposed he wouldnât need a cloak for long and he wasnât keen for anything to land on his own footwear, so he exchanged his handmade Diarmailtian leather boots for something that felt a bit like a cobblerâs experiment gone terribly wrong.
Doghail smiled, then handed him a pitchfork. âThe tool of your trade, my lad.â
Acair promised himself many,
many
hours of thinking on a proper repayment for a certain Cothromaichian prince who possessed spells just waiting to be appropriated, then took the pitchfork and followed his employer to a stall containing a horse that looked as if it were none-too-pleased to see him. He looked at Doghail. âYou want me to go in there?â
âUnless youâve some other way to remove their droppings that Iâm not familiar with.â
Acair considered. This was a place where a bit of magic certainly would have come in handy, but there was nothing to be done about it. He eyed the horse inside that stall and had a rather unfriendly look in return.
âOr you could present yourself at the manor and see if Himself might need someone to clean his privies.â
âAh, I think not,â Acair said without hesitation. There were some things that even he wouldnât do, no matter the consequence.
He nodded to Doghail, took a firmer grasp on the handle, and hoped he would survive the day.
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