responsibility.â
They had got as far as the Orangery, a pretty urban park in the romantic style of the early nineteenth century. They sat by the lake-side. Canada geese waddled about. A swan looked evilly at Arlette. Go away, she said, hateful beast.
ââThere was a young man from St Johnâs,ââ said Arthur lazily. âIrish poet at Cambridge University. âWho wanted to roger the swans. No no, said the porter, Make free with my daughter, But the swans are reserved for the dons.ââ
âBeing rogered by the swans is how I see it. I always did sympathize deeply with Leda.â
âYouâve a point there,â said Arthur.
There is a pretty pavilion in eighteenth-century style, supposedly built for the Empress Josephine. Orange trees are ranged along its terrace. Behind, a splendid lawn flows to a perspective of trees now ruined by the ugly silhouette of the new building for the European Parliament.
âCars are absolutely forbidden in the park,â said Arlette crossly, âand in they sail. I asked a cop once to intervene. He just grinned.â
âThe bourgeois,â said Arthur sententiously, âAre constitutionally incapable of getting out of a car to walk a hundred paces. It might, you see, diminish their self-importance. Responsibilities are evaded by the administration, in this case the Municipality of Strasbourg, which characteristically fails to enforce its own rule, for the convenience of a few parasites.â
âThereâs the heart of the matter,â angrily. âHow can you blame the people, wretchedly educated and brought up to depend on the whims of their government for avoiding responsibility? Right up to the rather ugly Palace of the socalledElysée, that same appalling government lies, cheats, and thieves. As do all the others.â
âSo we try,â said Arthur tranquilly, âto rebuild. In a small, humble, individual, personal fashion. This is what weâve been talking about for two hours.â
âA telephone, number? Itâs really of very little use. Alcoholics Anonymous, SOS, the Battered Wives, the Sally Army. All more or less soup kitchens.â
âYes. Anonymous and paternalistic. Old-fashioned. Reformed drunks who got religion. But a name? â followed up by a tiny office â perhaps in the Rue de lâObservatoire? A small advertisement in the local paper? It needs thought. Arlette Van der Valk, the Policemanâs Widow? Might be more fetching than your own maiden name. Bear it in mind; turn it round now and again.â
âStill sounds very old-fashioned,â complained Arlette. âPhilip Marlowe, the Warm-Hearted private eye.â
âThereâs something,â quite seriously, âin that notion too.â
Chapter 7
Redefinition of the private eye
Arlette did not know, often, why she did things. Followed profoundly rooted instincts, and worked it out later. She had been quite certain â most decided about it â that she would not marry again. Now sheâd changed her mind.
Oh well, logic ⦠Arthur was logical, with that neat Barbara-Celarent-Darii way of thinking. She wouldnât be much of a sociologist.
One decides suddenly to remarry, on Tuesday fortnight. Thatâs a long way away, practically never. But one inescapable piece of logic, even for her, is that suddenly it is tomorrow. At this moment she would have liked to run away. This was all very wearisome. But one didnât bunk rather than facethe consequences of frivolous and probably drunken decisions.
Thereâs been the wife of Policeman Van der Valk, a long apprenticeship. Making things hard for herself as usual. Storming off, declaring that France is and always has been the bitterest most obstinate enemy of tolerance, liberty and progress: who repealed the Edict of Nantes, hey? And where had Descartes gone, and all the Huguenots? Holland of course. Sheâd fallen topplingly