tell her everything that went on in the village. And after the idiot had told her in great detail all of the most intimate secrets of confession â like a certain personâs case of adultery or the lechery of another â his mother always said the same thing: âBah, is that all youâve got today? Maybe one day youâll bring me something interesting!â
But that was all part of the past; that woman was now dead, and the priest only fulfilled one role now: glutton.
âExactly, that.â Repeated the priest, swallowing the filloa pancake.
âWhat do you mean, âthatâ?â
The priest finally looked away.
âI was saying that itâs time you two got together with everyone else in the village â¦â
âAre you calling us sheep?â said the Winterlings in unison. The priest took in everything with a glance: the house, the orchard, the chickens.
The fig tree twisted and sprawled over the house, its branches invading the windows without panes.
âYouâre very lonely out here â¦â
âWeâd be even more lonely without loneliness,â they replied.
âWeâre all sheep, or we end up becoming them. Itâs good to be part of the flock; itâs warm and gives comfort,â said Don Manuel, taking up the handle of the cart again. âTomorrow morning donât take the animals up the mountain; Iâll come and get you, and weâll visit the old lady.â
And thatâs how it went. The next day, before the sun had even risen, Don Manuel was out the front of the Winterlingsâ house, waiting for them. When they saw him at the front door, the Winterlings wanted to flee through the back door. But there was no escape. Don Manuel had blocked the back door with his cart so that they couldnât slip away.
There was nothing else for it but to go up Bocelo Mountain with him. While they got ready to leave, they asked him inside to sit by the hearth. But when they came down from the bedroom, Don Manuel wasnât where they had left him. They found him snooping around the cowshed, checking out the cow.
âThe cow is fat,â he said, hearing them enter.
âShe certainly eats,â they said.
The Winterlings sidled up slowly; then, one on each side, they gently nudged him towards the door.
âYouâve got a fair stench in here,â said the priest, still scanning the cowshed.
âJust a regular stench,â they said somewhat nervously, still nudging him. âJust a regular cowshed stench â¦â
But the priest wrinkled his nose to sniff at the air, and did not appear to want to leave.
âThe thing is, it smells foul, but not like cows or manure or even gorse. It smells like â¦â
But before he could finish his sentence the Winterlings had him outside ( âa woolly bear caterpillar, thatâs what you smell of â¦â). They were ready to head up the mountain, the sooner the better, they had plenty to do â so what was he waiting for?
It was the first time they had been required to interrupt their routine, and this troubled them. Along the way, the priest wanted to make conversation. He asked them what England was like.
âDrizzly and melancholy,â said one of them.
âDrab â¦â added the other, looking at the ground.
Don Manuel also wanted to know if what he had heard was true: that priests over there could get married. The Winterlings told him yes, over there priests could get married.
The priest had no further questions.
They entered the hut, lowering their heads and treading carefully. They found the old lady sleeping. Don Manuel had to shake her several times.
âI brought you the Winterlings, old lady.â
The old lady smelt of smoke. She didnât even stir. She seemed despondent. The priest uncovered her roughly, and began applying holy oils to her feet. She had big, cracked, dirty feet. At last the old lady croaked