Thwaites.
âIâm in uniform, sir,â the constable pointed out.
The Chief Inspector ran his eyes quickly up and down the other manâs blue serge uniform, and grinned.
âSo you are,â he said, as if heâd only just noticed the fact. âStill, thirst can do strange things to a man. In my case, itâs makinâ me think I see you wearinâ a brown suit.â
âI donât understand, sir.â
âDonât be thick, Constable. Iâm sayinâ it wonât bother anybody â least of all me â if you come anâ have a pint.â
âIâd rather not, if you donât mind, sir,â Thwaites said, shaking his head. âIâd be much happier gettinâ myself off home.â
âAnâ Iâd much rather you had a drink, so I can pick your brains,â Woodend told him. âSo youâd better follow me.â
Then he pushed open the pub door and stepped inside.
Some changes had obviously been made to the Black Bull since it had evolved from being a simple village ale shop â but not a great many. Its exposed beams were low enough for the unwary to bang their heads on. Its flag floor was uncarpeted, and the bottle-glass windows gave only a hazy, distorted view of the world outside. It was, in other words, the sort of pub that Woodend couldnât normally praise too highly. So why, he wondered, did this particular boozer make him feel so ill at ease?
He walked over to the bar. âYou take a seat while I get them in,â he told the sergeant and the constable. âBitter, is it, Thwaites?â
âI donât want anythinâ, sir,â the constable said firmly.
âPlease yourself,â Woodend told him.
He turned his attention to the landlord, a stocky middle-aged man with a publicanâs typically red face. He smiled, and was rewarded with an unwelcoming glare in return.
âPint of best bitter anâ a double vodka, please,â he said.
âThe bitter, I can manage,â the landlord said, with some show of reluctance. âBut thereâs no call for that other stuff round here.â
âNo, I donât suppose there is,â Woodend agreed. âMake it a gin and tonic instead, then.â
The landlord reached for a pint glass, slipped it under the tap, and pulled back the pump as if it were the hardest thing heâd ever done in his life.
âWilf Dimdyke says he was in here last night,â Woodend said conversationally.
âAnâ so he was,â the landlord agreed.
âThing is, he says he didnât get here until half past eleven.â
âThatâs right.â
âWhich is an hour after you should have been closed.â
The landlord shrugged, as if it really didnât matter. âSo summons me,â he suggested.
Woodend paid for the drinks and took them over to the table where Paniatowski and Thwaites were sitting.
The Chief Inspector handed his sergeant her drink, then turned to the constable and said, âYon Tom Dimdyke seems to think the killer came from outside the village. Whatâs your opinion on the matter, Constable?â
âHeâs right,â Thwaites said firmly.
âSo Harry Dimdyke was killed by one of the folk from the fairground, was he?â
âHeâd have to have been.â
âWhy?â
âWhy what?â
âWhy would any of the fairground people have wanted to kill him?â Woodend said, speaking slowly and carefully, as if he were explaining matters to a particularly slow child. âWe can rule out robbery, both on the grounds that there was absolutely nothinâ worth stealinâ in the barnââ
âWe donât know that for sure,â Thwaites interrupted. âHarry could have had somethinâ valuable on him.â
â... anâ because Iâve never heard of a case of robbery yet in which the robber took his victim somewhere well away from the