The Zombie Rule Book: A Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide by Tony Newton Read Free Book Online Page B

after for the last year or that designer hoodie (with only a few blood stains on it) but don’t even think about it! It is far too dangerous to try to acquire items from zombies either moving or dead, their clothing and belongings will also be contaminated with the virus.
Rule#250
Wear a face shield/ mask
    This is a simple yet very affective rule. Always wear a facemask where possible, not one that goes anywhere near your eyes but a small one, like a painters dust shield mask. This will stop blood splatter, fumes and airborne viruses.
Rule# 251
Acquire ninja throwing stars
    Ninja throwing stars (shuriken) are a great weapon and very deadly if they are handled correctly. The shuriken was once a highly guarded secret in Japan for good reason. You will need to practice using the shuriken. Also be careful when handling and carrying them. They are a fantastic weapon for defense from looters. If an unwanted survivor shows, throwing a ninja star in their direction will be enough to stop them in their tracks. Ninja throwing stars are light and easy to carry but should not be your first weapon of choice against zombies.
Rule#252
Acquire a stun gun
    Stun guns or stun batons are great as a deterrent. They easily fit in your pockets and come in a variety of sizes. There is even a large range of them disguised as everyday objects, from mobile phones to small tins. A great weapon for personal security against looters but don’t attempt to use it on a zombie or you won’t be the only one shaking. Stun guns are great as a back-up weapon but can’t be used multiple times without power to recharge.
Rule#253
Get yourself a monkey fist
    A monkey fist is a very easy to carry self-defense weapon. The monkey fist is basically rope or para-cord wrapped around a metal ball, normally the ball is around three quarters of an inch and made of steel. The cord can be made adjustable to reach as far as needed. This can be bought and made at home very easily and can be carried on your keychain or just placed in your pocket. The weapon itself looks like a monkey’s clenched fist. A knock with this to an unwanted survivor’s head could be fatal (don’t try to get close enough to a zombie to use it). If you can’t get hold of a monkey’s fist try making one. A good alternative is placing a pool ball inside a sock and tying the end, making a quick self-defense weapon.
Rule#254
Try to get hold of martial arts knives
    Push daggers, tantos and khukris are all great self-defense weapons and make really good back up weapons which can be used in close combat.
Rule# 255
Get an aluminum baseball bat
    Aluminum base ball bats are a great weapon against anyone. They give you enough leverage so as to not let people get too close. They are solid and very lethal and easily wipe clean.
Rule # 256
Don’t scream
    Okay, this rule may sound obvious but people who are exposed to decapitated bodies for the first time or turn the corner only to find a zombie eating someone’s brains will instinctively scream. Prepare yourself as best you can and try your hardest not to scream, this will alert zombies and unwanted looters to you.
Rule # 257
Stakes don’t work on zombies
    They are not vampires. Placing a stake into the heart is useless; it will have no effect at all. It is not ideal to use a stake even when trying to destroy the brain, you would have to get really close to the zombie to drive the stake through its eye socket.
Rule # 258
Car alarms
    Car alarms can go off at the slightest touch. If you are hotwiring a car or even looting from the car, be careful and be aware that the car alarm could go off at any minute. If the alarm does go off it will alert zombies and other survivors of your whereabouts.
Rule # 259
Don’t exorcise zombies
    You may try getting a priest to rid the zombie of its possession. This does not work, is a waste of time and most likely will get you and the priest killed. Zombies will still kill you on holy ground. Hiding in churches and