She makes one for herself. )
MILDRED To you, sweetie. Youâre a doll.
JANE Thanks.
MILDRED Donât go bitter on me. I couldnât stand that.
JANE Iâm not bitter. Iâm just all mixed up.
MILDRED ( sitting down ) Who isnât? At least, you have a man once in a while.
JANE Yes.
MILDRED That has all the elements of something in it, hasnât it? What goes on with you two? Is it the Agronsky business?
JANE How do you know about that?
MILDRED It came my way. As a matter of fact, my being here is just the kind of thing to throw Andrews into a fine rage. I suppose thatâs why Iâm here so much.
JANE What are you talking about, Mildred?
MILDRED Look, honeyâyouâre verboten. For the time being. Andrews told me yesterday to call up and tell you that the bridge date was off, and we had a beautiful little set-to about that, just a beauty. Even for the Andrews, it was a beauty.
JANE ( staring at her bewilderedly ) Why didnât you call it off if you wanted to? You know how I feel about bridge.
MILDRED Because sometimes I get a little insight into just what kind of a louse my husband is.
JANE You mean he was afraid, to see us because of the Agronsky business?
MILDRED Thatâs right. A friend of a friend. Only there arenât any friends. Would you like a lecture on men? Iâve even got a solution for it, if you could dig a hole big enough.
JANE Mildredâwill you concentrate on this for just one moment. What on earth could your seeing us have to do with Agronsky?
MILDRED Darling, donât be an idiot. Agronskyâs going to have the whole book thrown at him. Therefore, if you know Agronsky or if you know anyone who knows Agronsky, you play it safe. Anyway, Andrews plays everything safe. Give me another drink, will you?
( JANE takes her glass, refills it, and then refills her own. )
Anyway, I wasnât a hero. I suppose the truth of the matter is that I did it because Iâd love to see Andrews pulled in on this Agronsky business. But thatâs just an idle dream. He wonât be.
JANE Will you tell me one thing, Mildredâdo you know what Agronsky has done?
MILDRED I donât, and I donât really care. I guess heâs a Red or somethingââ
( LORRY enters on this. Her face and bands are quite dirty. )
Hereâs the beautiful one.
LORRY Hello, Mildred, did you bring me a present?
JANE Lorry, how many times have I told youââ
MILDRED Leave her alone. Thatâs the only practical thing any woman ever said.
( to LORRY )
Sure I did, Sweetie. Just let me get it.
( She goes to the pile of pastry boxes and begins to undo the string. )
JANE Lorry, how on earth did you get so dirty?
LORRY In the cellar with Hilda.
JANE What is Hilda doing in the cellar?
LORRY Throwing things away.
JANE What things? Has this whole house gone mad? Will you tell her that I want to see herânow. No, wait a minute. Get a wet rag from the kitchen and let me clean off your face and hands.
MILDRED ( She has taken out from one of the boxes a decorative heart-shaped pastry. ) How do you like itâfrom me to you?
LORRY ( reaching for it ) Oh, itâs beautiful.
JANE First get that wet rag.
( LORRY runs into the kitchen. )
MILDRED Youâre not angry because I brought her the cake, are you, Jane?
JANE Noâitâs not that, itâs a hundred and one other things.
( LORRY reappears with the rag, and JANE rubs her face and hands while she twists and pulls away. )
MILDRED Well, Iâm on my way, just slightly potted. Darling, if you want to cry on an uneasy shoulder, drop over.
JANE Thanks.
LORRY ( holding the pastry ) This is beautiful! Can I eat it now, Mommy?
JANE ( walking toward the door with MILDRED ) Not now. Please call Hilda.
(to MILDRED , as LORRY exits )
You really envy me, donât you?
MILDRED Sure I do.
JANE And Iâm going to leave Dave.
MILDRED ( stopping and turning toward her ) What?
JANE