said.
âOf course.â
âSorry,â Harry said. âBut, when did we do that?â
âEr,â Jack said.
âDo we actually have any badgers?â Alfie asked.
âMaybe we could use the Chaplainâs electric eel?â Alice suggested.
Sam shook his head. âI havenât got a picture of that.â
âRobert might have one,â Harry told him.
âWho is Robert?â Jack asked.
âI thought he was your uncle. Bob for short.â
âSo,â Alfie said quickly, âapart from having no badgers, trained or not, and not knowing exactly where the satellite is in the garden, and not having dug a tunnel under the fence, itâs a good plan.â
âThanks,â said Jack, beaming. âHey,maybe the badgers could wear specially adapted cameras on their heads and search for the satellite when they get there.â
âDo we have any specially adapted cameras?â Alfie asked.
âWeâve got as many as we have badgers,â Beth told him.
âThen they can have one each,â Harry said. âAnd weâll find the satellite in Mrs Prendergastâs garden in no time.â
âOr,â Alfie said patiently, âwe could borrow binoculars from Mrs Nuffinkâs Surveillance Classroom, and go up on the school roof and see if we can spot it from there.â
Chloe sighed. âI thought it was someone elseâs turn to come up with a plan.â
âI think itâs a great idea!â Alice said. âWeâll spot the satellite from the roof.â
âYes,â Sam agreed. âIâll put the badger away.â As the picture rolled up and the metal rod returned to the arm of his wheelchair, he asked: âSo, what does SPOT stand for?â
Chapter 10
Mr Trenchard joined Class 3D on the flat roof over the science block.
âWhat does the satellite look like?â Alfie asked.
âWhat satellite?â Mr Trenchard asked. Five minutes later, after consulting his paperwork, he told them: âItâs a metal ball, about this big.â He pointed to Harryâs head. âOnly without a face on it,â he added, in case there was any confusion. âOr ears. Or hair, actually.â
âGot it!â Alice said. She pointed out where she had seen it through her binoculars. Everyone else raised their binoculars and turned to look.
âYes, thatâs the fellow,â MrTrenchard confirmed. âYou seeâno ears at all. So what now? How will you retrieve the satellite?â
âBadgers,â Harry said.
âI think weâve moved on from that,â Alfie told him.
âIâve designed this,â Beth said, and unrolled a complicated plan she had drawn. It showed Sam sitting in his wheelchair. From the front, two long grabber arms were extended. Details showed how the arms were jointed and what motors and controls were needed to make them reach over the fence, pick up the satellite and lift it back over.
âOh, this is marvellous,â Mr Trenchard said, examining the plan. âVery impressive. And Iâm an expert you know,â he went on.
âOh yes, I used to design secret weapons that could be hidden in fieldsâat the Department of Advanced Field Technology. Itâs better known by its initials, of course.â
âThatâs DAFT,â Alfie said.
âCompletely bonkers,â Trenchard agreed, âbut it kept us busy. Right then, over to you.â
Beth found all the equipment she needed in the science block, and with help from the rest of Class 3D she set about welding and bolting and fixing wide steel arms and enormous motors to the front of Samâs wheelchair.
âIâm not sure this will work,â Alfie said when theyâd finished.
âJust because it wasnât your idea,â said. Chloe.
âNonsense, itâs perfect,â said Beth. She let go of the metal claw she had just attached to the end of one of