Winnie asked sweetly.
âNo, Iâm good,â I said, giving up.
âYou know, niecelet, Winnieâs a bra expert,â Aunt Shelby said. âWomen come from up and down the coast for her expertise.â
âOh, Shelby,â Winnie said. â Youâre the one they come to see!â
âWell, sometimes.â
âAlways! Youâre the expert! Lia, did you realize your aunt was a famous womenâs health guru?â
I grabbed another bra, a blue one. This one was considerate enough to attach in the front, but the straps were so loose they were flopping off my shoulders. There had to be a way to make them tighter, right? I tugged and tugged, but I couldnât figure it out. Why was this bra stuff so ridiculously complicated? And what is the point of wearing training bras if they donât train you how put these stupid things on?
âHowâs it going in there?â Aunt Shelby called.
âGreat,â I said.
âWant any help?â
âNo!â
âOkay, chickpea, so weâre waiting for the fashion show,â Winnie said.
What? No way! I threw on my T-shirt, grabbed the five finalists, and yanked open the curtain. âSorry, but Iâve already decided on these. If itâs okay to get five.â
Aunt Shelby beamed at me. âOf course itâs okay!â
âAnd at forty percent off, theyâre a steal,â Winnie told my aunt.
I watched my aunt take out her purse and pay, even though I knew Iâd never wear any of them, just stuff them into a drawer or something. And not only because theywere impossible to put on, but on principleâthe principle being, You should be honest with your niece and not trick her into buying personal stuff she didnât need and didnât want.
Also, you shouldnât embarrass her in front of strangers and their schnauzers.
Also, you shouldnât promise her blueberry pancakes and totally forget about them after shopping.
Something to Talk About
THE SECOND THING THAT HAPPENED was: one rainy afternoon, Demon Spawn showed up at the beach house with a bloody gash on her cheek. She was still not quite used to me, so to clean her face, I basically had to trap her in the corner of the kitchen and fling some cold water at her while she hissed at me. Aunt Shelby had taken her cell phone with her to the shop, which meant I didnât have any way to call her. So finally I grabbed my raincoat and hurried over to Herb ânâ Renewal.
When I got there, Aunt Shelby was leaning on hercounter, drinking tea with a customer in a blue hoodie. A youngish, red-haired woman who smiled at me as she looked up from her mug. My insides dropped when I realized it was Yazmin, the person whoâd been asking those nosy questions on the beach.
âYou know each other?â I squeaked, dripping rain on Aunt Shelbyâs clean white floor.
Yazmin glanced at my aunt, whose smile was too wide.
I waited for an answer.
âItâs a very small town,â Aunt Shelby finally said, with just a little bit too much cheeriness.
Yazmin zipped up her hoodie. âWell, you guys, gotta run, so . . . ,â she said. âNice to see you again, Lia.â
I watched her flee the store. Then I turned to Aunt Shelby.
âTo what do I owe the honor of your presence?â she asked, pretending to clean the counter with a sponge.
âDemon Spawn was in a catfight, probably,â I said. âYou should take her to the vet. Can I ask you a question?â
âSure.â She didnât look at me.
âHas that womanâYazmin, if thatâs her real nameâbeen spying on me? At the beach?â
Aunt Shelby continued the pretend cleaning. âWhy do you think that?â
âBecause I see her all the time. Sheâs been asking me allthese questions. She never seems to have anything else to do. And she said she was studying marine biology, but she never talks about it.