look. You think I deserved that treatment today?â
No one said a word.
âHello!â
âOkay, you want the truth?â Norma asked.
âUh-oh, maybe I should go in the other room for this,â Chris said, standing.
âSit down!â we both said.
âNow finish,â I said, slurping a huge bite of spaghetti in my mouth.
âRemember that day a couple of months ago when I came to your job and ate lunch with you?â
âYeahâ¦â
âYou were so rude and mean to your assistant. I felt bad for her.â
I flipped my hair over my shoulder. âHow was I mean to her?â
âYou snapped your fingers at her, you name calledâyou were pure evil!â
âI was?â
âCorrection. You are.â
âIâll admit that I can be a little toughââ
She knocked on the table. âThis table is tough. Youâre likeââ
âStainless steel,â Chris offered.
âYeah. Thanks, babe,â she said, giving him a kiss across the table.
âExcuse me while I throw up,â I said, making gagging noises.
âAnyway, youâre like stainless steel. You mean well, you donât stain and you look perfect, but you wouldnât want to do a whole kitchen in it, you know? Itâd be tooââ
âCold,â Chris said.
âExactly!â
âMaybe you should have left,â I said to Chris.
He put his arms up in defense. âSorry, just trying to help. Donât kill the messenger. How you treat people at work is the same way you treat men.â
âAnd how do I treat men?â
âLike you donât have the time of day for them, like you donât need them, like theyâre beneath youââ
âWeâve never dated, Chris. How would you know how I treat men?â
âI did try to fix you up with my cousin Enrique, remember?â
âOh. Oh, that. Well, that wouldnât have worked out.â
âAnd why not?â
âHe was a waiter in your restaurant, Chris. I donât do waiters.â
âSee! Thatâs exactly the attitude Iâm talking about,â Norma said. âYou act like youâre better than everyone.â
âI do not! Itâs just that some people out there arenât goal-oriented. I am, and that puts me on a different level than most people.â
âYeah, a better level. Admit it, Mariah. You had it coming today with your assistant.â
âI donât think so. All my life people have been making fun of me. Norma, you remember how bad it was in schoolââ
âEverybody gets teased in school,â Chris said. âEven the popular kids.â
âWhich you probably were,â I added.
âTrue. But I still got made fun of.â
âNot like me. Tar Baby, Cotton Ball, African Booty Scratcherââ
Chris spit up some of his wine. âWhat? African Bootyââ
âScratcher. I got called Blacky, Baldy, Chickenheadââ
âYou had a very imaginative school,â he said.
âYou werenât the only one who got made fun of. Remember me? Wetback was one of their favorites even though both my parents and grandparents are American citizens. Remember how some of them wrote a fake yearbook and said that I was most likely to have eight kids and run a fruit stand? That was mean,â Norma said.
Chris shook his head. âOh, the trials of being rich.â
Norma hit his arm. âItâs not funny. Mariah and I were the only minorities at that school. They really tore into us.â
âBut your sister went to that school, too. She didnât get made fun of?â
I waved my hand. âHalf-sister. And she doesnât count.â
âWhy not?â
âBecause her father is white. She fit in with most of the kids at Druid.â
He sighed. âEveryone gets made fun of. Including your sister. If you two hadnât been teased so much maybe you