Vintage Toys for Lucky Boys * G.R. Richards
MAX wasn’t at all what Randy expected of an antiques dealer. Even
the shop front blew his mind. When Randy thought antiques, he
thought rocking chairs and doilies, not classic movie posters and little-
dolly-wets-her-pants. Thinking back, it’s not like Max even sounded
old on the phone. Randy just assumed he was old because of his
profession. He came to the shop expecting to meet with some old dude
in a bow tie, but how could he complain when Max turned out to be
young and incredibly buff?
“I’ve got a seller in the back right now,” Max called out as Randy
kicked snow from his boots. “I’ll be with you in two minutes.”
“No problem,” Randy replied. His voice sounded way too high. It
was embarrassing. He pushed it down and tried again. “No problem.
I’m early anyway.”
Max nodded and rushed back into the room at the rear of the
shop. As Randy looked around, flipping though vintage bumper
stickers and counting the Felix clocks, he felt a hell of a lot more
nervous than he had on the way over. He had such trouble interacting
with cute guys now. He never used to.
A woman in a hippie skirt and plastic jewelery stepped out of the
back room. Flipping her long brown hair behind her shoulder, she
called out, “Okay, well I’m outta here. Thanks, Max!”
“Thank you,” he called out with a low chuckle.
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She threw her head back, laughing as she walked past Randy. She
didn’t take a second look at him, which was always a relief. “Bye bye,
beefcake!”
“See you next week, draft-dodger,” Max teased as he returned to
the shop floor. Looking Randy up and down with a broad smile on his
lips, he tapped the glass counter. “Come and show me what you’ve
got.”
Show me what you’ve got? Clinging to his shoebox, Randy felt like
a kid trying to sneak a pet rat past his parents. He couldn’t bring
himself to look a smoking hot guy like Max in the eye. His lungs
seemed to rattle as he walked over. He felt like his gait wasn’t wide
enough, but he was afraid of knocking something off a shelf and
having to pay for it. Money was tight; that’s why he was there.
When he set his shoebox down on the counter, he accidentally
looked up. Max was squinting at him like he’d done something wrong.
“I can give you an appraisal, but, just so you know, I can’t buy anything
without a parent’s permission.”
A wave of relief came over him. Apparently, this cute shop owner
liked to joke around with all his customers. Fine. Randy knew how
young he looked. He laughed along, even if it was at his own expense.
“Yeah, very funny, man.”
Max smirked and tilted his head slightly, but he wasn’t laughing.
“No, I mean I can’t purchase goods from anyone under eighteen.”
As relief brewed humiliation, Randy chuckled nervously. He
might as well have taken his box and gone straight home, but that
deep, commanding voice in the back of his mind told him, Don’t pack it
in! Be a man, Randy! “No worries there. I’m probably older than you
are.”
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Laughing, Max leaned back on the stool behind the counter and
ran a large hand through short bleached hair. “I seriously doubt that.”
When he smiled, his eyes glinted like tinsel on a Christmas tree. He
challenged Randy, “Go on, then. How old are you?”
“Thirty-two.”
“No way,” Max said, crossing his huge arms in front of his black
T-shirt. His laughter wasn’t mean-spirited, just incredulous. But, hey,
if Randy were in his shoes, he wouldn’t believe it either.
“Yeah way, man. How old are you?” he asked, feeling somewhat
like an impudent teenager. Why did he ask? What did he care?
“Thirty-eight,” Max admitted.
Randy shook his head when he realized he’d been staring at
Max’s chest, with its gorgeous, surging muscles amply visible under
his tight cotton T. He