Waistcoats & Weaponry by Gail Carriger Read Free Book Online

practicing.”
    Sophronia tried again.
    Preshea said, “Ooooh, Sophronia, who are you thinking about?” Exchanging smug glances with a few of her cronies, she added, “I wager we can guess.”
    When Sophronia did not answer, Preshea added, “And how is our dear Lord Mersey?” There was an edge of bitterness tothe sly question. She had rather fancied the young viscount for herself. Miss Preshea Buss was so pretty, she resented that he seemed so concentrated on plain, brown Sophronia.
    Sophronia replied, blandly, “He’s well, thank you for asking. Should I tender your regards?” The implication being, of course, that she had the right of correspondence when Preshea did not.
    Preshea tossed her glossy black curls. “No, thank you. Besides, you’ll see him before another letter gets through.”
    “Indeed I will, at my brother’s soiree.” Sophronia’s tone was deceptively mild. “With ample time for conversation, as he has already requested the dinner dance.”
    At which every girl in the room glanced at her with envy. Sophronia hadn’t meant to antagonize the whole class. She’d only meant to use the social cachet to quiet Preshea.
    “Ladies, a little less gossip, a little more longing looks!” reprimanded their teacher. “Sophronia, you might consider your choice of escort with better care in the future. Lord Mersey is not on the agenda for a marriage of infiltration, and Picklemen do not make good patrons.” Sophronia was duly chastised.
    The others got back to it, giggling softly among themselves.
    Dimity asked Sophronia, “Did he really ask you for the dinner?”
    “No, but he will.”
    “Are you sure? I thought you were afraid you’d lost him.”
    Sophronia fanned out her gloved hands in a gesture of dismissal. “Perhaps, but not to Preshea, I haven’t! Besides, he’s still interested enough to come to my family’s masquerade.Although that could be because as a gentleman he can only politely break off with me in person.”
    Dimity nodded her understanding. “If you learn these seduction lessons well, you might be able to keep him. Despite Lady Linette’s opinion, I think he’s a delicious prospect. For fun, if nothing else. I should like to see you try.”
    Sophronia firmed up her spine. “You’re right! Let’s practice.”
    They tried diligently for the next twenty minutes. Sophronia wished for Sidheag. She was very good on the subject of understanding the male psyche, having grown up in a werewolf pack, all of them soldiers, not to mention visits with the rest of the regiment regularly. Her knowledge was far more complete than Sophronia’s bits of gleaned gossip from indiscreet brothers.
    At the end of the lesson, Dimity and Agatha scuttled off, eager to return to their private chambers, hoping that Sidheag would be waiting there, pigeon crisis averted. Dimity carried Sophronia’s hurlie safely stashed in her reticule, out of Lady Linette’s clutches.
    That good lady rarely forgot anything. “Well, Miss Temminnick, give it to me.”
    “Lady Linette?”
    “The unregistered wrist claw thing you used to save yourself earlier this evening.”
    Sophronia pulled back her sleeves, showing the bandage on one side and the complete absence of the hurlie on the other. “I’m afraid I lost it in that very scrabble. You see, I had to leave it behind, hooked on, in order to get through the hatch.”
    Lady Linette was skeptical.
    Sophronia stood quietly, no elaboration that might give away the lie, no excess blinking that might betray a direct falsehood. She was applying, with great expertise, every one of the lessons that Lady Linette herself had taught her.
    “Sometimes, Miss Temminnick, I worry that we are training you
too
well.”
    “Is that possible, Lady Linette?”
    “I don’t know. I suppose in the end it will ride on where your loyalties lie.”
    “I suppose it will.”
    “Where
do
they lie, Miss Temminnick? You are what, sixteen now? Old enough to marry. Old enough to leave this