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surface. The helicopter disappeared below, leaving only churning brown waves pierced by the cable.
    Here it comes . That's what I thought. And then I thought of something else.
    For the first time in years, I thought of my turning point, the night when I really started my climb to the top. The night when I left A.E. for dead.
    "Remember," said D.X. "Go toward the light!"
    And then the river parted around me, bitterly cold. And I plunged into darkness and silence.
    And the breath I'd meant to hold for as long as I could rushed right out of me, and I was gone.
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    About the Author
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    Robert T. Jeschonek is an award-winning writer whose fiction, comics, essays, articles, and podcasts have been published around the world. His young adult urban fantasy novel, My Favorite Band Does Not Exist , won the Forward National Literature Award and was named one of Booklist ’s Top Ten First Novels for Youth. Simon & Schuster, DAW/Penguin Books, and DC Comics have published his work. He won the grand prize in Pocket Books' nationwide Strange New Worlds contest and was nominated for the British Fantasy Award. Visit him online at www.thefictioneer.com. You can also find him on Facebook and follow him as @TheFictioneer on Twitter.
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    Being trapped in a book can be a nightmare—just ask Idea Deity. He’s convinced that he exists only in the pages of a novel written by a malevolent author...and that he will die in Chapter 64. Meanwhile, Reacher Mirage, lead singer of the secret rock band Youforia, can’t figure out who’s posting information about him and his band online that only he