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should know. Someone seems to be pulling the strings of both teens’ lives...and they’re not too happy about it. With Youforia about to be exposed in a national magazine and Chapter 64 bearing down like a speeding freight train, time is running out. Will Idea and Reacher be able to join forces and take control of their own lives before it’s too late?
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    School of Rock meets Alice in Wonderland in this fast-paced, completely unpredictable novel of alternate realities, time travel, and rock ‘n’ roll. If your favorite band does not exist . . . do you?
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    "Overall, My Favorite Band Does Not Exist is a wacky and enjoyable trip...full of intriguing, imaginative concepts that keep a reader hooked." –Thom Dunn, The Daily Genoshan
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    "This first novel has all the look of a cult fave: baffling to many, an anthem for a few, and unlike anything else out there. " – Ian Chipman , Booklist Starred Review
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    " Chaos theory meets rock 'n' roll in adult author Jeschonek's ambitious, reality-bending YA debut." "...this proudly surreal piece of metafiction could develop a cult following ..."– Publishers Weekly
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    "Reading this reminded me of authors like Terry Prachett and Neil Gaiman…" – BiblioJunkies
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    WARNING! DO NOT READ THIS STORY!
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    Copyright © 2013 by Robert T. Jeschonek
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    Cover Art Copyright © 2013 by Ben Baldwin
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    Published in March 2013 by Pie Press by arrangement with the author. All rights reserved by the author.
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    Originally appeared in Unfit for Eden: Postscripts 26/27 , PS Publishing, 2012.
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    This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
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