mean the just-not-raining sort of hot that people talk about when theyâve just come back from a weekâs holiday in Aberystwyth. This was really hot. Sunshine and everything. Anyway, Draig did what dragons do when it gets hot: âe went to sleep. Trouble was, Draig wasnât always the brightest of dragons and âe did one of the worst things a dragon can do: âe went to sleep with âis head towards the wind.â
âWhatâs so bad about that?â
âItâs the snoring. Usually dragons donât snore. Ordinary snoringâs not too bad but if they really get going then they start the old fire-breathing trick.â
âYou mean dragons really can breathe fire?â
âCourse they can. Well known that is.â
âEven Drych?â
âEspecially âim. Bit of a champion, âe was, in âis younger days. Now are you going to let me tell this story or what?â
âOK. Sorry.â
âSo I should âfink too. Now where was I? Oh yes. Snoring. Old Draig had a bit of an affliction where snoring was concerned. Couldnât stop hisself. So when âe went to sleep âe started snoring. Before long there was great gouts of flame and smoke pouring out of âis nostrils every time âe breathed. While âe was sleeping the wind was getting stronger and before long all this smoke and flame was getting blown back all over âim. Thatâs why he shouldnât face into the wind, see? If he was facing the other way the wind would âave blown the flames away but as it was they blew back all over âim. Scorched red âe were. Made worse too by the sun. Normally dragons donât get sunburn, skin too thick, see? But âeâd scorched off a couple of layers of skin with âis own flames. By the time âe woke up âe was in a right old state. Just at that moment some dopey shepherd came traipsing over the hill trying to find a sheep that âad got away. The shepherd werenât even as bright as old Draig â âan thatâs sayinâ a lot â didnât see âim till âe trod on âis tail. I ask you, how could âe not see a bright red eight metre dragon wot was breathing fire all over the place? Stood no chance of finding a sheep, did âe? Anyway, old Draig got really fed up, wot with being burnt all over and âaving is tail trod on. He stood up with a great roar and chased the old shepherd right off the hill. In no time the story got around that there was this fierce, red, fire-breathing dragon and before you know it the story âad grown in the telling and old Draig was eighty metres long, not eight, and flying about destroying everything in sight. Truth was, âed crawled into a bog to cool off and wait for âis skin to grow back. Anyway, it was too late by then. The Welsh wanted something to scare their enemies and a giant red dragon would do very nicely, thank you. Irritates the dragons no end, though. Peaceful creatures really, see? And bright too. Well, most of âem.â
There was a snort from Drychâs direction. Will looked round and saw that Drych had one golden eye half open looking at him. Well, perhaps not quite at him. Perhaps just over his shoulder. As will watched, a curl of smoke started to emerge from one of Drychâs great nostrils. Then, like a sudden sneeze, a bolt of flame shot over Willâs shoulder. This wasnât the sort of floppy, orange, curly flame that Will associated with dragons. It was white hot, pencil thin, like a laser beam.
There was a loud âEeek!â from over Willâs shoulder then the dragonâs eye closed again. For all the world Drych seemed to have once more fallen asleep.
âOops! Nearly got me with that, âe did. Wants to be careful, âe does. Could do someone some damage like that.â
Will couldnât help thinking to himself that if Drych had really meant to hit
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