in the book, then holding up his hand to stop her interruption before it starts.
âMercutio is talking about Romeo and says, ââtwould anger him to raise a spirit in his mistressâ circle, of some strange nature, letting it there stand till she had laid it and conjurâd it down.ââ He looks up at Ms. Casey. âYou want me to read jokes about virgins, erections, and hand jobs without laughing? It cannot be done.â
Youâre in the last seat of the row and even from there you can see her eyes narrowing, her nostrils flaring out. If you can see it, so can he.
âAnd then thereâs line thirty-eight. I mean Iâd expect it in, say, The Naughty Stewardess . But a class assignment? You sure you should be letting us read this porn, Ms. C.?â
So, like everybody else in the class, you look at the lineâthe open-arsed part is obvious, but whatâs a popârin pear? And even though theyâre laughing, you know your classmates donât have a clue. This is Midlands High, not Odyssey. Students here donât get Shakespeare. Ms. Casey has all but said it since passing out the book a very long week ago.
But apparently somebody does get Shakespeare. Or he knows how to pretend he does.
Either way, it makes no difference.
Without taking her eyes off Zack, Ms. Casey reaches for the pad of preprinted forms they use when they send someone down to the vice principalâs office. You know the form well and you wonder if sheâll check the Disruptive Behavior or the Insubordination box.
Either way, it makes no difference.
At the door, checked form in hand, Zack turns back to face the class. ââParting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.ââ Butbefore he closes the door, he looks at you and gives a nod. You nod back.
Two minutes later, the class is back to normal, the students pretending to read silently to themselves and Ms. Casey pretending to care.
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T he weather holds and thereâs a fire drill during fifth period.
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T hursday morning. Homeroom. A summary of the things Ashley says during your eight-minute conversation:
She got the job at the ear-piercing place
Cici also got a job there
This is a good thing because Cici is her best friend
Next week sheâll be spending Thanksgiving at her grandparentsâ house
She wants a new phone
She saw the funniest video online
No, she has never seen a porno online and thinks itâs gross
She texts too much
She thinks she needs glasses
She would rather have contacts
She asks if you know the new kid in school named Zack
Just because someone wears a sport coat doesnât make him gay
He got kicked out of class for swearing at Ms. Casey
This is what everyone is saying
She didnât know that he was in your English class
She thinks what he really said was funny
She thinks he sounds cool
No, she is not kidding
She has a test in social studies first period
She really should have studied
With forty-five seconds left in homeroom, she asks you to explain the elastic clause of the U.S. Constitution.
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â Y ou didnât think Iâd forget about it, did you?â
Itâs Thursday afternoon. Youâre in the boysâ locker room. Youâre wearing a pair of black gym shorts and socksâyour T-shirt is balled up on the floor and you donât know what they did with your sneakers.
They had come in fastâyou didnât see a thing and you are sure no one else did either. So itâll be your word against theirs. Guess whoâll win that one?
Three members of the schoolâs varsity lacrosse team are gathered around the back corner whereyour gym locker is located, watching as the teamâs co-captain leans his thick forearm into your neck, pinning you up against a row of cold, metal doors, the dial of a Master lock digging into the back of your head.
And of course itâs Jake the Jock doing the talking, the âitâ