There was fruitcake remaining in Lord Lislelivetâs larderâthere always is; fruitcake does linger soâand it was sent to the police lab for testing. But I think diplomacy might be what is needed right now, more than business savvy or analytical skills. Whatever is going on, we need to keep Mr. Gorey satisfied that we are conducting an open and thorough inquiry. Calm him down until we know what is what. The same goes, of course, for Lord Lislelivet. In his case, I rather get the impression he is weighing whether news of an attempted attack against his person would ruin or enhance his reputation. While he is deciding, there is still time.â
Max smothered a laugh. Lord Lislelivet was known for waffling on every issue under the sun, from the care of children to that of old-age pensioners. He voted not with his heart, God knew, and not with his pocketbook, but with the flair of the born politician looking for whichever angle would ensure his survival. If he was up against Abbess Justina and she was as smooth an operator as the bishop said, he may have met his match.
The bishop, catching and misreading the smile playing at Maxâs lips, said, âGood. So youâll do it. I admire your can-do attitude, Max. Always have. Thatâs set then. Just be sure someone covers your duties at St. Edwoldâs for a few days. See if Father Arthnot is available. Good-bye and keep me posted.â
âErmâ¦â Max knew he should be used by now to these sudden dismissals, but somehow the bishop always caught him flat-footed.
âOh, by the way,â the bishop turned from his computer, where an incoming e-mail had caught his eye. âTry to get there before nine tonight.â
Tonight ? Who had said anything about tonight? âWhy is that?â Max asked.
âThey keep the Great Silence after Compline, which is at nine p.m. You wonât get a word out of them until after Lauds the next morning. This is a such conservative group.â The bishop seemed to feel that fact could not be emphasized enough. âOh, Iâve had chats with them here and there over the years, little pep talks, trying to egg them further into the twenty-first century. I could grant special dispensation to let them talk to you, but under the circumstances I think it best that you see them as they are and not ruffle any feathers by throwing them off their usual schedule.â
If a possible attempted murder by poisoning hadnât done that already, Max didnât know what would, but he saw the bishopâs point. Better to cause the least disruption possible on first arrival.
âI could celebrate the Eucharist for them while Iâm there,â he offered.
âA sort of special guest appearance! Yes, yesâthatâs a good idea. Iâll see that Father Riley is notifiedâhe is their usual celebrant. Some of the nuns, the highly, highly traditional ones, still prefer a male priest. Which is odd when you think about it. Anyway, Iâm sure they would welcome the little change in routine.â
âIâll do what I can, butââ
âYou can be there tonight, canât you?â The bishop reached for the immaculate pile of paper printouts stacked at one side of his desk.
Max said, âNot for at least a day, Bishop, I shouldnât think. Loose ends to tie up at St. Edwoldâs before I go, you know the sort of thing.â
âOh.â The bishop did a poor job of hiding his disappointment. âWell, that will probably be all right. Lord Lislelivet has saidâquite loudlyâhe will be on his guard while heâs there.â
âWhile heâs there ?â
âOh, didnât I say? Yes, he is there this week. I donât know for how long. Iâm surprised he hasnât hired a food taster, but what he means of course by being âon his guardâ is that he wonât eat anything that isnât offered to the community at large.
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