Dicky-boyâs behaviour was of interest. It was so close by, be worth looking at.
Yes; picturesque. Picturesque â but very respectable neighbours; an Italian grocer with a windowful of lasagne and mortadella; a saddler with riding-boots, bridles, and the front end of a realistic horse. Wasnât room for the back end, but a tasteful array of velvet jockey-caps and the like. And in between, Mr Saint lived two doors above a sex shop. Dear, dear, but one made a joke of it to oneâs friends. Anyway, half the houses in central Amsterdam now had the same problem. Judging by the curtains Mr Saint was at home, but it wasnât what youâd call a thrill. The shop had a fancy name â The Golden Apples of the Hesperides; blimey. He had been a bit intrigued by that idiot boy, but not enough to make him want any golden apples. He went home and had supper, in the new and nasty flat in the Hague, and shortly after went to bed with a book about King Charles the First, whom he had hitherto known only from the portraits on cigar boxes. He could not get very excited about this tiresome person, but Cromwell was always interesting, and the Marquis of Montrose was a discovery.
*
He woke up feeling forceful and energetic, and moved in on Miss Hufflebloom aggressively.
âGet me the Amsterdam fire-brigade on the line will you â hell, Iâve got to go again this morning.â
âNot finished with your dentist yet?â
âCommittee-meeting in the Overtoom, an awful bore ⦠Yes, hallo, Van der Valk here, tell me, fire alarms, when for example you had a jeweller holding valuable stock, and everything barred and bolted ⦠I see, yes â youâd notify, yes ⦠can you tell me now, Prinsâs there by the Spui ⦠no, Van der Valk, Commissaris of Police, thatâs right, The Hague ⦠I see. Yes. Aha, Bosboom, thatâs interesting, heâs the manager there but Iâve a notion heâs retired and they havenât brought you up to date. Where is it he lives? â near by, I take. Max Planck Straat, oh lord, thatâs miles away. Thanks very much, yes, thatâs right, the Ministry. Goodbye, thanks ⦠very worried they were, giving away information, thought maybe I was planning to set the place alight. Listen, Miss Wattermann, Iâll likely be away all day, Iâve quite a few chores.â
The conference of governmental powers awaiting him was due to take place â for reasons that escaped him â in a dreary building on the Overtoom, whose one advantage was that it was a direct tram ride from Amsterdamâs central station. He was clinking along the Leidsestraat before he missed his new gloves and realized heâd left them on the train; he leapt off the tram to phone before the worst happened!
Waiting for the next tram, on the draughty corner of the Koningsplein, he glanced irritably at his watch and was exasperated to find it stopped. Misfortunes never come singly. He took it off to investigate, and his chilled and irritable fingers dropped it on the street, where it fell â it would â into the shiny groove of the tramline. As he stooped â how is it possible these things should happen to me â the growl of the swift monster and the kling-kling-kling of its alarm made him lurch back, treading on somebodyâs toe, and see his shabby, beloved watch which heâd had for twenty years chewed up under the pitying âoh dearâ of a middle-aged woman, the nervous ashamed grin of another, and the blank indifference of an elderly man with troubles of his own. Van der Valk arrived at the Overtoom in a very bad mood indeed.
He wasnât in the least consoled by the concierge, coming to meet him with a tale about the station
sous-chef
runningfast along the platform before the train pulled out, and meeting halfway a dear good soul with a pair of gloves sheâd just that minute found. He was tetchy at his