A Most Extraordinary Pursuit

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Authors: Juliana Gray
toothbrush and the hair oil?”
    â€œNo.”
    â€œAh, well. As the weasel said to the frog—or was it the other way round?—better to hop—”
    I turned at last to face them, shielding my eyes so as not to be blinded by the reckless optimism shining forth from the doorway. “Duchess, is this some sort of joke?”
    â€œJoke, my dear?”
    I pointed to Freddie’s collar, from which the funerary black neckcloth had somehow come askew. “You’re sending me off to Crete with this
millstone
hanging from my neck? I am not a nursemaid, madam, nor yet a chaperone.”
    The duchess wore a beatific smile. “Miss Truelove, may I present Frederick, the Marquess of Silverton, heir to the Duke of Ashland,who is quite thirty, I believe, and in no need whatever of either nursemaid or chaperone.”
    â€œI’m afraid I had the opposite impression.”
    â€œWell, I’m dashed,” said Lord Silverton.
    â€œNow, Miss Truelove. Freddie’s an experienced traveler and very good company, and what’s more, he went to university with Max and knows him very well. No one could be more suitable to accompany you.”
    â€œIt’s improper,” I said desperately.
    â€œIt is not improper at all. These are modern times, Miss Truelove, and an independent woman of good character may safely have intercourse with a gentleman—you
are
a gentleman, aren’t you, Freddie?—without any sort of impropriety attached to the affair at all. Isn’t that right? Freddie?”
    Lord Silverton placed his palms together and genuflected. “You are as a goddess to me, Miss Truelove. Our intercourse shall be of the most sacred kind, I solemnly vow.”
    Behind me, Sir John erupted into a fit of coughing.
    â€œYou see?” said Her Grace. “Not even the strictest mind could possibly disapprove.”
    â€œHa!” someone said, over the top of Lord Silverton’s left shoulder, and my heart dropped like a piece of coal into my belly.
    Go away
, I thought.
    â€œI suspect the strictest mind could
well
disapprove, madam,” I said. “In fact, I’m certain of it, but given the gravity of the task before me, I see no choice but to—”
    â€œRefuse!” The Queen’s head appeared around the corner of Lord Silverton’s elbow. Her pale eyes nearly bulged from their sockets. “Refuse!”
    â€œBe quiet!” I hissed.
    His lordship blinked. “I beg your pardon?”
    â€œThat is, I see no choice but to do what is required of me, whatever my personal objections to the haste and the unsuitable company.”
    â€œVery good,” said the duchess.
    â€œFool,” said the Queen.
    â€œRight-ho,” said Lord Silverton. “That’s settled. Let’s push off, shallwe?”

 
    The Lady spared not a glance for the gross and bloated body of her husband the Prince as she rose from their bed, but stepped instead into the antechamber and called for her handmaids to dress her. When she had dressed and broken her fast, she made her way deep into the intricate chambers of the palace, until she came upon the room that belonged to her idiot brother, which was locked and bolted.
    But the Lady had the key to this chamber, and she went inside without fear and greeted her brother tenderly, for they had since childhood been all in all to each other. She told him of the ships’ arrival, and her great distress over the fate of the Athenian youths, and her brother said, ‘Then why do you not seek to help them, my sister?’
    The Lady shook her head. ‘But what can I do? Our father will never allow me to deprive him of his greatest sport, nor will my husband the Prince.’
    â€˜Then, beloved sister, you must use your clever mind to trick them. Go in disguise to the great halls of the port, and discover among the comely youths one who has the strength and cunning to defeat the King and his depraved ally

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