with your help, and you will surely please the gods . . .â
T
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B
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T
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A. M. H AYWOOD (1921)
T hree
H er Majesty did not follow us into the automobile, for which I was grateful. Next to me, Lord Silverton stretched out his long legs, tucked his head into the upholstered corner between door and seat, and went promptly to sleep. He did not awaken until the Burkeâs wheels began to rattle over the paving stones of Southampton, and the driver took a particularly ambitious lurch around a corner.
âI say.â His lordship picked himself up from my lap. âAre we there already?â
âWe have been on the road nearly seven hours, your lordship, and stopped for water and petrol three times.â
âDo call me Freddie, now.â
âI cannot possibly call you Freddie.â
âFrederick?â
âI think it best if we continue to address each other in a formalmanner, Lord Silverton, in order to prevent any tendency to lapse into familiarity during our travels.â
âGod forbid
that
,â he said. âSilverton, perhaps? Or even Silver, should you feel a momentary thaw coming on.â
âSilverton, then. I beg your pardon.â I had just fallen against his shoulder.
âThink nothing of it. Iâve had far worse calamities befall these old bones.â He helped me upright and peered out the window at the lurid pattern of the arc lamps against the terraced buildings. His hand disappeared into his waistcoat and emerged in possession of a handsome gold watch. âHalf four already! Now thereâs an odd perspective for you. One doesnât usually see the hour from this angle.â
âWhich angle is that?â
âThe waking-up angle. As opposed to the falling-asleep.â He replaced the watch and stretched his apelike arms upward, getting as far as the elbow before clunking against the roof of the automobile. âJolly nice motor, this.â
âHis Grace took ownership of it only a month ago.â
âPoor chap. I hope he got to ride in it.â
âHe drove it home himself from the factory. He took enormous pleasure from Sir Phineasâs machines.â
âYou mean his son.â
I pressed my lips together. I quite liked Sir Phineas, who lived not far from Aldermere with his wife and children, but one couldnât escape the fact that his mother was a noted adventuress who had once been the dukeâs mistress, in the years before he met the dowager duchess.
One could only ignore that fact politely.
âAh, Truelove,â said Silverton. âWhat a jolly voyage spreads out before us.â
âI donât think itâs jolly at all. His Grace is scarcely a fortnight gone, and the present duke has disappearedââ
âDo you always take everything so seriously, Truelove, or are you just trying to teach me a lesson?â
âI donât quite understand, your lordship.â
âSilverton. Never mind. Here we are, then.â He turned back to the window. âGlorious Southampton docks in the dregs of night. I do hope theyâve readied us a drop or two of coffee aboard that old tramp. Or perhaps something stronger. Or the two together, a happy cohabitation.â
âCoffee would be welcome,â I allowed. The well-cushioned interior of the Burke limousine, supplied at the outset with hot-water bottles and traveling blankets in abundance, had taken on the oppression of a prison after about an hour of Silvertonâs percussive snoring. Outside the glass, the driver huddled around the steering wheel, wrapped like a Cossack in greatcoat and fur hat and several woolen scarves. âThough certainly poor William should have the first cup,â I said. âHe seems half-frozen.â
â
Poor
William? Whatâs this? Do I detect a note of actual human sympathy in those stentorian tones, Truelove?â
âOnly for those who deserve it.â
The brakes