shared the common bond of military service. Heâd been a captain in World War Two and he said that had been the most meaningful time of his army career. Heâd been closest to his men and the phrase âBand of Brothersâ didnât do justice to the unwavering loyalty forged in battle. Now Captain was the unofficial commander of Golden Oaks and the darling of an overwhelmingly female population smitten with any man still breathing.
I spotted him sitting on a sofa and holding court with two ladies on either side and three at a nearby card table, their chairs angled to face him. The flat screen TV mounted on the paneled wall displayed some generic morning talk show. No one was watching. Captain was talking. I slipped up behind him and heard a sentence fragment referencing General Eisenhower.
âCaptain Ron Kline,â I whispered dramatically. âPlease report for duty.â
His curved shoulders snapped back and he reached for his walker. One of the elderly women beside him twisted around to see who had interrupted their conversation. The rest of the ladies seemed alarmed at Captainâs sudden movement. They hadnât heard me and probably thought Captain was having a stroke.
He got to his feet with surprising agility, whipped the walker around one hundred eighty degrees, and gave me a brisk salute.
I returned it and added a wink. It was our special way of greeting. âAre you up for a walk?â
Captain backed up far enough so he could see all five of his admirers. âIâm sorry, ladies. A mission beckons.â
One of the women at the table eyed me suspiciously. She looked familiar but I couldnât recall her name.
âDonât you let anything happen to him,â she ordered.
Captain waved his hand. âDonât worry, Joanne. Iâll take good care of Sam.â
The others giggled like school girls.
Joanne wouldnât be mollified. âIâm serious, Mr. Blackman. Hanging out with you can be dangerous.â
I recognized her as part of Captainâs CIA. That stood for Corridor Intelligence Agency, a group of residents Captain organized to patrol the halls and keep an eye on the communityâs well-being. I knew Joanne was referring to the terrible incident when a resident became our client and was murdered after speaking with me.
âI just have to get Captainâs advice on something,â I said. âI figure he knows more about women than I do.â
Even Joanne giggled. âIf he doesnât,â she said, âyou ask any of us. Weâll set you straight.â
Captain looped around the sofa and stopped beside me. He stood half-a-head shorter, no more than five foot four. Old age probably had knocked a good three inches off his height.
âI fancy a stroll outside,â he said. âThis store-bought air is like breathing pablum. No zest.â He lunged forward with his walker and headed at a brisk clip for a side door.
We exited onto a garden patio. Concrete pathways radiated out in multiple directions. They were painted to look like flagstone but the surface was smooth so as not to trip the unsteady steps of those whose balance had grown a little shaky. Flowerbeds displayed a brilliance of late spring blossoms and their natural perfume permeated the warm air. Zest, indeed.
Captain filled his lungs. âMakes you feel alive. I hope thereâs a sense of smell in heaven.â
âThen you think weâll have to take showers?â
He frowned. âI hadnât thought about that. Could be a problem. Those two women on the sofa keep complaining theyâve got no one to scrub their backs.â
âSounds like an opportunity in the here and now.â
âIâll give them your number. My pension canât support another paternity suit.â
We continued down one of the walkways. I was content to let Captain set the pace and decide when to ask what I wanted. The garden wrapped around the