vigorously, like a washcloth, all over her face. Donât think about Joel, donât think about the wedding youâve walked out of, just sing along to the music on the radio and block everything else from your mind.
Bellowing along to a Madonna track, she heard a sharp knocking noise and slid the wet wipe down from her eyes. She jumped at the sight of an unamused male eyeing her through the glass.
Evie buzzed the window down. âYes?â
âYou canât park here.â He looked faintly horrified when he saw her face, which would normally have been mortifying but today just made her irate.
Instead of launching into the usual groveling apologyâ dammit, would Madonna apologize and grovel? âEvie said, âThere werenât any other spaces. We wonât be long.â
Ooh, that felt quite liberating, actually. Channeling Madonna had its perks.
The manâs eyes narrowed. âYou shouldnât have parked here in the first place.â
âI didnât. I wasnât driving the car.â Ha, outfrosted him.
âIt canât stay here.â
âAre you the hotel manager?â In his late thirties, with his uncombed hair, rugby shirt, and ripped jeans, he looked more like the gardener. âI donât think so.â
He looked even more annoyed. âI can still ask you not to park in a reserved space.â
âFor crying out loud, will you stop giving me grief? Look at me!â In disbelief, Evie gestured wildly at her dress, her veil, her pink shiny face. âDo I look like Iâm in the mood to be hassled by some petty jobsworth who thinks heâsââ
âRight, all sorted, letâs go.â The trunk of the car swung up and Laraâs case landed inside with a thud. She beamed at the angry man and said, âDid I park in the wrong place? Sorry! Weâre off now.â
âDonât do it again.â He shook his head as Lara jumped into the driverâs seat.
âI wonât! Not while youâre watching anyway.â Lara said this last bit under her breath, then smiled again and gave him a cheery wave as she reversed out of the space. âShame heâs so grumpy. Heâs got a nice bum. Were you two having a fight?â
âSome people need to get a life. I just ran away from my own wedding.â Evie slid down in her seat and shielded her face as they drove past Emily Morris and her glamorous friends being photographed. âIâm obviously not having a good day. Yet he decides to have a go at me about a stupid parking space. While Iâm wearing my wedding dress. What kind of a moron does that?â
âA miserable one.â Lara swung the car out through the gates. âNever mind him now. Are you sure you want to do this?â
Ahead lay the road junction. Turning right would take them back into Bath. Turning left meant hitting the motorway. Evie experienced a fresh wave of panic; talk about empty-handed. Sheâd be leaving without so much as a spare pair of knickers and a toothbrush.
Sod it. What would Madonna do? Apart from sending out a minion to buy new everything ?
âLetâs go to Keswick.â
âGood girl.â Lara reached over and gave her knee a pat. âYouâre going to get through this.â
âYou havenât even asked me yet what happened.â
âWell, Iâm sure you had a good reason. You didnât just wake up and decide you werenât happy with the way he squeezed the toothpaste. Anyway,â said Lara, âweâve got five hours before we get to Keswick. Thereâs plenty of time to tell me everything.â
And that was it. As if some inner key had been turned, the whole story came pouring out. Without censoring anything, Evie voiced all the secret doubts and uncertainties sheâd kept quiet about for so long. The fear that Joel was settling for her because she was no trouble, easygoing and grateful enough to have him as