boyfriend, the one I told you about.”
His eyes turned into little slits, just like Hegbert’s were prone to do. I guess I have this effect on lots of people.
“So you’re the one,” he said, sneering.
Now, I’m not much of a fighter. The only real fight I was ever in was in third grade, and I pretty much lost that one when I started to cry even before the guy punched me. Usually I didn’t have much trouble staying away from things like this because of my passive nature, and besides, no one ever messed with me when Eric was around. But Eric was off with Margaret somewhere, probably behind the bleachers.
“I wasn’t staring,” I said finally, “and I don’t know what she told you, but I doubt if it was true.”
His eyes narrowed. “Are you calling Angela a liar?” he sneered.
Oops.
I think he would have hit me right there, but Jamie suddenly worked her way into the situation.
“Don’t I know you?” she said cheerfully,looking right at him. Sometimes Jamie seemed oblivious of situations that were happening right in front of her. “Wait—yes, I do. You work in the garage downtown. Your father’s name is Joe, and your grandma lives out on
Foster Road
, by the railroad crossing.”
A look of confusion crossed Lew’s face, as though he were trying to put together a puzzle with too many pieces.
“How do you know all that? What he’d do, tell you about me, too?”
“No,” Jamie said, “don’t be silly.” She laughed to herself. Only Jamie could find humor at a time like this. “I saw your picture in your grandma’s house. I was walking by, and she needed some help bringing in the groceries. Your picture was on the mantel.”
Lew was looking at Jamie as though she had cornstalks growing out of her ears.
Meanwhile Jamie was fanning herself with her hand. “Well, we were just sitting down to take a breather from all that dancing. It sure gets hot out there. Would you like to join us? We’ve got a couple of chairs. I’d love to hear how your grandma is doing.”
She sounded so happy about it that Lew didn’t know what to do. Unlike those of uswho were used to this sort of thing, he’d never come across someone like Jamie before. He stood there for a moment or two, trying to decide if he should hit the guy with the girl who’d helped his grandma. If it sounds confusing to you, imagine what it was doing to Lew’s petroleum-damaged brain.
He finally skulked off without responding, taking Angela with him. Angela had probably forgotten how the whole thing started anyway, owing to the amount she’d had to drink. Jamie and I watched him go, and when he was a safe distance away, I exhaled. I hadn’t even realized I’d been holding my breath.
“Thanks,” I said mumbled sheepishly, realizing that Jamie—Jamie!—was the one who’d saved me from grave bodily harm.
Jamie looked at me strangely. “For what?” she asked, and when I didn’t exactly spell it out for her, she went right back into her story about Bible school, as if nothing had happened at all. But this time I found myself actually listening to her, at least with one of my ears. It was the least I could do.
It turns out that it wasn’t the last we saw of either Lew or Angela that evening. The two glasses of punch had really done Angela in,and she threw up all over the ladies’ rest room. Lew , being the classy guy he was, left when he heard her retching, sort of slinking out the way he came in, and that was the last I saw of him. Jamie, as fate would have it, was the one who found Angela in the bathroom, and it was obvious that Angela wasn’t doing too well. The only option was to clean her up and take her home before the teachers found out about it. Getting drunk was a big deal back then, and she’d be looking at suspension, maybe even expulsion, if she got caught.
Jamie, bless her heart, didn’t want that to happen any more than I did, though I would have thought otherwise if you’d asked me beforehand, owing to the