crickets were chirruping in the long grass, almost drowning out the squawking of the birds that were back outside my bedroom window.
âHurry up, bro!â Johnny yelled from the truck. âIâm starving.â
Johnny was in the front, and Lilith shuffled over as I squeezed into the back.
âThere must be a million crickets in the grass. That sound could drive a man batty,â I said, sliding in.
âTheyâre cicadas, not crickets,â Lilith said.
âWhatever. Theyâre bugs and theyâre loud,â I said, as Mom backed out of the driveway. âBy the way, thatâs some collection of dolls in the drawing room.â
âThey belonged to my great-grandmother. Theyâre extremely valuable.â
âTheyâre extremely creepy,â Johnny said.
âTheyâre antiques.â
âTheyâre still creepy, Ma,â Johnny added, and we started down the street.
Elm Street is one of those old country roads that looks like itâs just about to be overrun by the trees on either side and is covered in long cracks that run through it like veins.
âIn episode seven of Vampyre Hunter ,â Johnny said as we drove along, âI had to deal with a horde of possessed dolls. By the time we wrapped up shooting, I was totally freaked out.â
âIâd be careful, Johnny,â I said. âAccording to Miles Van Helsing, those things are vicious.â
âMiles Van who?â Johnny asked.
âForget it,â Mom said. âGreat-grandma Autumnâs dolls arenât possessed.â
âTheyâve been sitting there, alone, for a long time,â I said. âMaybe theyâve, you know, awoken. No wonder Hal walks around with a shotgun.â
âYou might be right, bro,â Johnny said. âThe research dude on our show says thereâs a lot of weird stuff that goes on in the world that can never be explained, like frogs raining down or people randomly bursting into flames.â
âAre you still wearing your uniform?â Lilith asked, cutting into our conversation. For the record, Lilith was decked out in skin-tight black running pants, a high-tech black running shirt and black and yellow sneakers with individual toes.
âLilith, unlike you, I donât strut around in thermodynamic pajamas or a running outfit that looks like it was built for Catwoman. Plus, Sterling forces me to wear a uniform when I arrive at Choke, Iâm forced to wear it every stinking day that Iâm there, and he makes sure Iâm wearing one when I leave, so I donât see the point in packing civilian clothes.â
âYou pack them because, eventually, youâll go on summer vacation,â she said. âLike Dad said in his book The Way of the Wise , the prudent warrior always plans ahead.â
âSometimes the prudent warrior doesnât have a strong grasp of reality,â I mumbled.
âYouâre the one talking about dolls coming to life, Charlie. Iâd say youâre the one losing your grasp of reality.â
âReality can be surprising,â I said, âand sometimes people arenât what you think they are, Lilith.â
âCharlie,â Mom snapped, âthatâs enough.â
âRight ⦠fine,â I said, biting my lip, âI guess I wasnât expecting to be exiled to the edge of the world for the summer without access to my clothes.â A big part of me wanted to tell Lilith that Dad wasnât the glowing superhero she thought he was, but Iâd promised Mom that Iâd keep it under wraps, so I kept my mouth shut and looked out the window.
âYou look ridiculous,â Lilith mumbled.
âGuilty as charged,â I said. âBut at least my teeth are clean.â
âDid you use the sink in the upstairs bathroom? You know thereâs something wrong with the plumbing, right? Mom thinks the water might be contaminated,â Lilith
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