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    May 6, 2009
    Dear TED L.,
    Congratulations on taking the first step toward reaching your career goals!
    My name is Danial Riehle and I am your Kaplan Continuing Education Admissions Advisor. I have received your request for information regarding our Cisco Certified Design Professional. I have been trying to reach you, but the contact information I have must not be current or correct.
    Please let me know how to contact you and the best time to reach you. I would like very much to talk to you about Kaplan’s convenient online certificate program and how it can help you prepare for career success. Of course, you don’t have to wait for my call. You can contact me anytime.
    When we talk, I’ll give you all the details about your course of study, costs, tuition assistance, books and software requirements. I’ll also help you get started on the admissions process.
    I’m looking forward to speaking with you soon and helping you take the next step on the road to professional success.
    Thank you,
    Danial Riehle
Admissions Advisor
    Kaplan Continuing Education
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Fort Lauderdale, FL 33309 USA
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    Accelerate Your Career Opportunity. Exceed Your Expections .

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    F.D. NANCY (MR)
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201
    Sessions Online School of Design
350 7th Ave, 2 floor
NY, NY 10001
    4/8/9
    Dear Sessions school:
    I want to inquire about taking courses and learning a new career. You have been recommended to me by others in my field who have retrained with you.
    I need to retrain! I am wasting my time in the PAPER HAT INDUSTRY which is going under. No one has job anymore and even less want to wear a paper hat. Boy what a waste of my last 37 years. Can you help me? Now they are working on a paper uniform. How stupid is that? The thing keeps tearing and showing everyone’s underwear and socks. They’ll never get paper not to tear.
    Someone told me there was a Taz there that was very good.
    I was thinking of the PHOTOSHOP industry. Everybody photoshops Let me work with them for $. I want to take your course. Please write me with information.
    I am ready to take all courses now in PHOTOSHOP or other course you can recommend in your fine school.
    My home address at top. email is: [email protected]
    Sincerely.

    F.D. Nancy (MR)

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    Mail Box: SCHOOLS
    Subject Sessions - Admissions
    Sent Date 04–08–2009 5:11:40 PM
    From Kerri Besse – Sessions Online
    < [email protected] >
    To “F.d. Nancy” < [email protected] >
    Hi F.d.,
    Thank you for your interest in Sessions Online Schools of Art and Design.
    Our Certificate Programs include: Graphic Design, Web Design, Multimedia, Digital Arts, and Marketing Design. The programs are extensive in that they provide you with the solid foundation and skills that you will need to succeed. There are three Certificate Program levels: Foundation, Advanced, and Master’s.
    The first step to getting started with your design courses is to complete our short application process. There is no fee for submitting your application to us. It is simply so we can begin to work together to find a program that best fits your goals, both career wise and financially.
    So what is your dream job and which design Certificate program do you think will best suit your goals? I am a trained designer with over three years of freelance and full time design experience here in New York City. I am here to help you with your decision process as well as to answer your questions