around doing what they want to do.â
âGood morning, Mr. DuPree,â Elijah said. âI see that young mind of yours has been working overtime. Itâs got you so riled up, you can skip right past âgood morning.ââ
âGood morning, sir,â I said. âBut I mean what I said. About the ham sandwich. I think if somebody takes my sandwich, I should feel free to take theirs.â
âThe soup of the day is oxtail,â Elijah said. âItâs been on since five this morning and itâs smelling pretty good. Did you know there was a time you could buy oxtails for twenty cents a pound? They were the same as bones or spare ribs. Now they cost you as much as prime beef.â
âWell, I guess maybe thereâs a shortage of oxen,â I said. âThe less there is of something, the more it costs.â
âOxtails donât have anything to do with oxen,â Elijah said. âThey have to do with cows and bulls. It just doesnât sound so good saying âbull tail,â now does it?â
âNo, sir, it doesnât.â
âNow getting back to what you were saying about the social contract.â Elijah slowly stirred the soup and waved his hand over the large pot to get some of the smell. He looked at me and smiled, and I knew he thought he had made some good soup. âI agree with you one hundred percent. If anybody walks away from the social contract, then we should all walk away. I think that Thursdays and Fridays are the best days. What do you think?â
âThe best days for what?â
âFor robbing and killing people and taking their ham sandwiches or their money or their televisions,â Elijah said. âBecause thatâs what weâre talking about, arenât we? Killing people and taking their stuff?â
âI didnât say that, Elijah, and you know it,â I said. âWhat I mean is that if somebody is going to think itâs okay to take my stuff, then, you knowâ¦â
âWhat do I know?â Elijah asked. âI know a lot of people believe they should be able to follow wherever the wind pushes them. Look at all the fellows and gals in prisons and jails today. Ninety-nine point nine percent of them are stone guilty, and they know it. They have wiped their feet on the social contract. You look at them close, and all their lips are greasy from somebody elseâs ham sandwich. And now youâre telling me that because theyâre doing it, then you got to do it, too.â
âYou hear me say that?â I asked. âBecause I didnât hear me say that. What I said was if youâre going to take my stuff, then I think that I have the right to take yours.â
âIâm agreeing with you. Iâm on your side. Now letâs me and you look around and see who is not doing their part on the social contract weâre talking about,â Elijah said. âWe got all these people running around stealing and shooting people. How about them?â
âTheyâre not following the social contract,â I said.
âHow about the people doing the kidnapping and the hijacking?â Elijah asked. âWhat we going to do about them?â
âTheyâre not following the contract,â I said.
âHow about the woman who fakes a fall in the department store so she can sue and get some money?â Elijah asked.
âWhat you mean, how about her?â I asked.
âWell, sheâs stealing from the insurance company, which is going to raise your rates, so thatâs a good thing or a bad thing?â Elijah asked.
âThatâs a bad thing,â I said.
âThat enough for you to throw away your copy of the contract?â
âNot by itself, but if everybody is doing it ⦠thatâs different,â I said. âThe Bible says, âDo unto others as you would have others do unto you.ââ
âIâm glad youâre reading the