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sounds posh but in fact it doubles as a dining table, poker table and ironing-board.
âReal coffee,â said Prentice. âThatâs a treat.â
âNever been able to drink instant since I went to America the first time. Iâve no milk, but thereâs sugar somewhere.â
âThatâs okay; as it comes.â
I moved a pile of CDs off the sofa-bed and sat down, I balancing my âI LOVE HACKNEYâ mug on one knee.
âI didnât know Billy that well, in fact hardly at all. But yes, I think it was Chemistry. Is that relevant to anything?â
âNo.â He buried his face in his mug, which didnât say anything but had a picture of a cat rolling a joint. âBut it I was a hell of a coincidence, wasnât it?â
âWhat was?â I asked, playing dumb.
âBilly Tuckett being the person to drop in on you like that.â
âHe couldnât have known Iâd be there. I didnât know myself where the house was until the week before last. And anyway, I havenât seen Billy for Christ knows how long, and I never knew him well. And ââ
âOkay, okay.â
ââ another thing: what the fuck was he doing on the roof in the first place?â
âAh, now I think I have a theory about that.â Prentice leaned forward and put his mug on the table. âCan you spare me an hour or so?â
âWhat for?â I asked suspiciously.
âI want you to come out to Leytonstone with me and let me show you something.â
âWell, I ... Look, Sergeant, just what have you got on me? There is no way I had anything going with poor Billy, and no way he knew Iâd be in that house.â
âOf course not, Mr Angel.â Prentice smiled, and that made me more nervous than anything. âItâs such a bleedinâ long-shot set of coincidences, it has to be true. Nobody, but nobody, would be daft enough to stick to a story like that if it wasnât.â
I was glad somebody else saw it my way.
âI think I know why Billy was heading for that house,â Prentice went on. âHe knew someone who used to live there before it was owned by a Mr ...â
He reached inside his jacket for his notebook but I said âSunilâ before he could clear his shoulder-holster, or wherever it was he kept it.
âYes, er ⦠Sunil. Now heâs ââ
âIn Pakistan, I believe.â
âBeen living there about a year, is what I was going to say.â
âOh, sorry.â
Rule of Life No 37: when a policemanâs talking, shut up.
âBefore that, the house was occupied by a Miss Lucy Scarrott. Does that ring any bells?â
âShould it?â
âI happen to know that the late Mr Tuckett was very close to Ms Scarrott.â
âBut not close enough to know sheâd moved out?â
âPossibly,â he said slowly.
âOr maybe she sent Billy back to turn the house over; is that what youâre thinking?â
He smiled, and I felt the hairs on the back of my neck go rigid. âYouâve got a devious mind, Mr Angel. Ever thought of a career in the police?â
âBlueâs not my colour.â
âIâve heard worse reasons.â
âI canât possibly be tall enough.â
âTheyâre very flexible about that nowadays.â
âIâve got a degree,â I said, getting desperate.
âSo have I,â Prentice checked me.
âI couldnât stand the short working week, and I really wouldnât know what to do with all that bribe money.â
âAh, there is that,â he said, as if thinking it over. âBut then, you donât go into the CID straight off â¦â
I licked a forefinger and made a ânice oneâ stroke in the air. He was okay, but (Rule of Life No 38) the time to start worrying was when the policemen got nicer.
Itâs not that I have anything against them per se , of course.