Behindlings by Nicola Barker Read Free Book Online

and into the living room.
    ‘ Jeepers, ’ Wesley immediately exclaimed, pushing a thumb down the neck of his jumper and yanking it outwards, ‘it’s tropical in here.’
    He rotated his head with a quite startling, hawk-like facility, ‘Does this woman have a different biological classification from the rest of us, Ted? Is she amphibian?’
    Ted didn’t bother responding. Instead he busied himself plumping up a couple of pillows on the sofa, minutely adjusting the stained antique embroidered throw on a chair.
    ‘I’ll certainly be keeping my eyes peeled,’ Wesley continued, affecting an air of intense paranoia, ‘for any suspicious grey scales on the bathroom floor… reinforced glass walls…’ (he performed a dramatic trapped-forever-behind-a-glass-wall mime), ‘those pathetic part-digested insect husks… the give-away imitation jungle-look paper back-drop…’
    Ted carefully placed the second pillow back down onto the sofa. ‘Underfloor heating,’ he acquiesced stiffly. ‘Costly to run but extremely effective.’
    ‘Wow,’ Wesley crouched down and touched one of the shiny black tiles with his fingers. It was warm. He kicked off his trainers and planted his stockinged feet firmly onto the floor.
    ‘Oh I like it,’ he said, ‘this is wonderful. My toes have been numb since the New Year. I took a quick dip off Camber Sands for a bet. The sea was absolutely fucking freezing. ’
    ‘Your socks are steaming,’ Ted frowned fastidiously.
    ‘Damp,’ Wesley smiled, moving around a little and enjoying thedark prints his feet elicited. While Ted watched on, he silently heel-toed a design onto the floor. A bad circle. A lop-sided splodge.
    ‘So if that’s Canvey,’ he indicated towards the shape with a wide gesture of his arm, ‘North… South… East… where would you say we are now, exactly?’
    ‘Uh…’ Ted walked to the southern-most tip, then marginally to the east of it, ‘about there,’ he said, ‘approximately.’
    ‘Where?’
    Ted crouched down. ‘About…’ he pointed, ‘although the industrial headland actually forms a slightly more exaggerated…’
    He looked up. Wesley was no longer paying him any attention. He was peering around the room, absorbedly.
    It was a large room; hot, yet airy. There was a bay window to the front swathed in heavy nets, but what remained of the watery Canvey sun still glimmered through in fine, silvery trickles. The room was crammed with stuff in industrial quantities. Every available surface was covered in practical detritus: glue, wire, beads, bags of sand…
    Behind a huge, ancient, tiger-skin draped sofa (the big cat with its whole head still intact, eyes, teeth, everything) stood a workbench covered in a large mound of yellow-white, fibrous objects. Wesley moved towards them, ‘What are these?’
    Ted clambered to his feet again.
    ‘Stones.’
    Wesley picked one up. It was the approximate size and weight of a large mouse after a steam-rollering accident.
    ‘From a mango,’ Ted expanded, ‘the furry stone from the middle of a mango.’
    ‘Mango stones. Ah. ’
    Wesley stared at the stone closely.
    ‘She gets them in bulk. I believe she has some kind of deal with a juice manufacturer in Kent…’
    Ted was still speaking as the doorbell sounded. He jumped, guiltily, turning automatically towards the hallway.
    ‘Hang on a minute,’ Wesley moved over to the window and peered out from between the nets. After a couple of seconds he grunted, swatted a dismissive hand through the air and returned to the workbench. ‘Relax,’ he muttered, ‘it’s nothing.’
    ‘Why? Who is it?’
    Wesley picked up another mango stone. ‘Nobody, just some kid who follows me.’
    The doorbell rang again, rather more insistently.
    This time Ted went to the window and peered out.
    ‘If he sees you looking he’ll come over,’ Wesley warned him, putting the mango stone up to his nose, inhaling. It smelled of old hay. Of wheat. Of corn dollies.
    ‘ Damn, ’ Ted