that poor young fellerâs head had fallen out.
âWalt figured it was another sign from heaven. He closed up the butcher shop and put in a barber chair. Heâs been cutting hair ever since.â
âWow! Isnât that something?â Jonny exclaimed.
I had listened quietly to the tall tale, not believing most of it. But I was concerned about Waltâs temper. âThatâs a very interesting storyârather hard to believe, if you ask meâbut hereâs what Iâm wondering about.â
âWhatâs that, preacher?â
âWaltâs temper . The manâs a hothead; he might even be dangerous.â
âDangerous? Walt? Nah, heâd never hurt a fly.â
âHe killed a bear!â
âNot on purpose. It was mostly the bearâs fault.â
âBut what about all of you? You havenât done anything wrong. Why do you all put up with him? I donât understand.â
The three men stared at me like I had two heads. âWhat are you talking about?â
âI mean, why keep getting haircuts from a man whoâs so hard to deal with? Why not go someplace else?â
The mailman answered, âWe canât turn our backs on Walter. Heâs one of us! Heâs part of the townâlike the fire-works factory. You think we should get rid of the fireworks? Just because theyâre loud and every now and then some-thing burns down? Is that what you thinkâget rid of any-thing thatâs difficult? We canât live without fireworks! Why would we want to live without Walt?â
Before I could answer, we suddenly had something more urgent to deal with. We overheard the man in the barber chair make some sort of offhanded comment about the haircut he was getting.
âOh no!â hissed the mailman.
Everyone in the room stopped breathing. Waltâs face turned white and then bright red. His beady eyes swelled up as big as two silver dollars and change. His hands began to shake. The tiger tattooed on his arm started pacing back and forth. The top button of Waltâs shirt popped off and put a hole in the wall. His body began to shake like a train coming into the station. I could almost see steam coming out of his ears.
Ed jumped up and shouted, âItâs quittinâ time! Everybody out! Right now! Waltâs about to blow! â
We all made a mad dash for the door. The man from the barber chair pushed past us and ran down the street with the cape flapping from his neck like a flag in a storm. Jonny and I dashed across the street and watched the rest of the men scatter left and right and duck behind telephone poles and mailboxes. Everyone else who was outside realized what was happening. They ran inside and slammed the doors and pulled down the shades. It only took another few seconds before we heard the explosion.
An earth-shattering scream split the air, followed by the unique sound of a two-hundred-and-fifty-pound barber chair flying through the roof of the butcher shop. It sailed up and up and upâat least forty feet in the airâhigh enough to clear the entire street. Not something you see every day, a barber chair passing over the sun like an eclipse, the chrome handles of the arm rests glinting in the afternoon light, the soft brown leather seat and headrest casting a shadow onto the ground. I couldnât seem to take my eyes off the flying chair as it reached its peak and headed back down. I could hear someone yelling somethingâit was hard to say who it was. My ears were still ringing from Walterâs scream.
âDad! Dad! Look out! â
At the very last second, Jonny pushed me to the side and then jumped out of the way. The chair buried itself two feet deep in the sidewalkâexactly in front of the entrance to the Red Bird General Store. It landed in the precise spot where I had been standing only a second before. If it werenât for Jonny, I wouldnât have needed a haircut. I would