Bay, married a Shoonaq Eskimo, and joined a whole bunch of other Russians who were fishermen and fur trappers like him.â
Jonny whispered, âHeâs part Eskimo ? He doesnât look Eskimo.â
âOh, heâs Eskimo, all rightâand part Russianâand part Kodiak bear, I imagine.â
âSo you were saying,â I urged, interested in the story.
âRight. Among other talents natural to men of their size and strength, Waltâs family had a reputation for cold weather endurance. I heard tell about a snowstorm in the dead of winterâforty degrees below zero and snow blowing sideways. Vladik and his son got out to get firewood and they got lost in the blizzard. Three months go by and every-body figured theyâre long dead until the spring thaw when they came marching back into camp without so much as a how-do-you-do, like nothing ever happened.â
Another man leaned over and chimed in. âI heard it was more like four months.â
âFour? I heard it was five ,â said a third man.
The mailman huffed. âIt was three .â
The second man said, âAnd it was twenty below, not forty.â
âListen here, George, this is my story. Let me tell it my way.â
âThatâs fine. You go ahead. Just get it right, thatâs all Iâm saying.â
Jonny listened to their good-natured arguing for a minute or two and then pulled on the mailmanâs sleeve. âSâcuse me, Mr. Gamelli, what happened? How did they make it through the blizzard?â
âWell, son, I was trying to tell you that before these old codgers butted in. Hereâs the way it was. They wander around in the pitch dark and the blinding snow for about three days until they fall into this cave, you see? Vladik has his flint, so they dig around in the dark and find some dry wood. They build this fire and dry out all their clothes. âCourse, thereâs no going back by then, with the snow drifting twenty feet high and forty feet deep, besides having no idea of where they are. So they decide to hunker down and ride out the winter in the cave. They survived by catching sea otters and eating seaweed and oysters.â
âI heard it was beavers and pine cones.â
âI heard it was moose meat and tree bark.â
âDonât start that again!â
âIâm just saying what I heard.â
âWhat difference does it make?â
âIt makes a huge difference. Ever eat a sea otter?â
âNo, I havenât, not that it matters a hill of beans. Iâm saying it was seaweed and oysters. Thatâs what they ate until the weather cleared up. As soon as it did, they got up out of that cave, climbed a hill, and headed for home. Thatâs how it happened.â
Jonny was enthralled by the story and wanted to hear more. âBut how did Walter end up here in Boomtown?â
âGood question, son. Soon after that long winter, the Kravchukniaks decided to work their way down the coast of Alaska and find a more hospitable climate. They kept moving until they arrived here in the Northwest. At the time, it was an untamed place quite suitable for folks of their wild and giantish nature. Theyâve been here ever since.â
âSo thatâs when he became a barber?â
âNo. Not right away. Just look at him. Seven and a half feet tall, three hundred pounds of pure muscle, as ugly as a flowered couch and as angry as a bee up your sleeve. Nah, he followed in his pappyâs footsteps and took up logging, just like his grandpappy âfore that. I figure Waltâs spent his whole life cutting things up or cutting âem down, one way or another. He has what youâd call a natural talent when it comes to sharp objects.â
Jonny glanced over as Walt used the giant scissors to snip away at his cringing customerâs hair. âI donât think I want a haircut, not from him.â
âOh, donât you worry