the camera as Lupe snapped shot after shot. âI got all the best storiesâand I can tell you where all the bodies are buriedâ¦if you know what I mean.â He wiggled his bushy white eyebrows.
âTony, you know youâre the first one Iâll come see.â
The old guy nodded, looking gratified. âIâll hold you to it, see if I donât.â He winked again at B.J.âand then at Lupe, too. âI like a pretty woman. Which one of these is yours?â
Buck sent B.J. a far too intimate look. She pretended not to notice.
âWell?â prompted old Tony with a chuckle.
Lupe blew a midnight strand of hair out of her eye and brought her camera into position again. âLeave me out of it. Iâm just here to take the pictures.â
âAh,â said Tony, turning to size B.J. up. âYou, then.â
âNo. Iâm not hisâand heâs not mine.â
âYou sound real definite about that,â said Tony. âMaybe too definite. So definite Iâm wondering who youâre tryinâ to convince.â Tony did some more chuckling.
Buck stepped in and made the introductions. âTony Dellazola, this is B. J. Carlyle and Lupe Martinez.â
âWell, I am pleased to meet you bothâso Buck. Tell me. You still livinâ in New York City?â
âThatâs right.â
âNever been there, never will. Itâs not healthy, folks livinâ all on top of each other that way. Like rats in a maze. They start chewinâ off their own tails.â
âHey.â B.J. couldnât let that remark pass. â Iâm a New Yorker. You couldnât pay me enough to live anywhere else.â
âAnd I like a good-lookinâ woman who knows her own mind,â declared old Tony. He pulled a toothpick from his shirt pocket, stuck it between his yellowed teeth, leaned back on the bench and asked Lupe, âWhat dâyou need all those pictures for?â
Lupe kept shooting and let Buck answer for her. âWeâre here to do an article for Alpha magazine.â
Tony snapped to attention. âWhatâs that? Iâm gonna have my picture in Alpha magazine?â
âCould be.â
Tony thought it over. âWell. I suppose thatâs okay with me. Alpha âs a fine magazine. Classy, you know? And those Alpha Girlsâ¦each one prettierân the last, all of âem wearing a nice, big friendly smileâand not a whole lot more.â He gave yet another cackling chuckle and then grew serious again. âYouâll send me a free copy so Iâll know I was in there?â
âAbsolutely,â said B.J.
Buck thanked the old guy and they moved on, crossing the street and heading down the other side, back toward the bridge to Chastityâs place.
âQuite a character,â Lupe remarked once they were out of earshot.
Buck said, âHe was sitting on that bench all day every day back when I was a kid. I swear, he looks exactly the same today as he did then. Heâs gotta be ninety by now. Gloryâs his great-granddaughter.â
âGlory.â Lupe looked pained. âYou mean the screamer?â
Buck ignored Lupeâs question. He seemed faintly bemused. âGlory was maybe ten years old when I left town. And now look at her.â
âYeah,â said Lupe, âhanging around your motherâs B & B, terrorizing the clientele.â
Buck shrugged. âNo one to terrorize. Itâs the slow season. For tonight, I think weâre the only guestsâand whatever she was screaming about, Glory does have a valid reason to be there. She lives downstairs, in an add-on apartment in back. Sheâs the maid.â
Lupe shuddered. âRemind me to lock up my valuables when I leave my room.â
âRelax,â Buck said. âGloryâs a good kid. Yeah, sheâs got a little drama queen in her. Like all the Dellazolas. Theyâre a big, rowdy family and
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