the people in my classes and a few of my immediate neighbors.
âI was, like, nine, ten, something like that, when my mom and pop split up,â Lester said. âSo you were a teenager already. And then you end up here. Iâd probably be quiet, too, if I was used to birds and hanging laundry by the fence and all that.â
âItâs really not like that,â I said. A loud chirp disrupted the proceedings, and a cop car rolled up alongside us. It was my dad. No pipe or elbow patches. Lester gave me a look, like, Here we go.
âThis stuff always happens right near my home,â Lester said. âIâll bet my mom drives by and thinks Iâm up to something.â
Dad and his partner, Ricky, stepped out of the car. âWhatâs up, homeys?â Dad asked. I cringed. That was the end of my friendship with Lester.
âHi, Officer Wilcox,â they all deadpanned. âHi, Officer Ortiz.â
âEverything all right, Walter?â Dad asked. I nodded. Dad was checking out the scene, absorbing the details, but there was no story here. âIsnât that your house back there, Lester? You walking off lunch or something?â
âJust talking to my new friend, thatâs all,â Lester said, calm and relaxed. He even threw a giant arm around me. It was like wearing a heavy neck brace.
âYou know who your new friend is?â Dad asked him, pointing at me. âThatâs my son, Walter. So you lay a finger on him, Lester, you deal directly with me. Understand?â
âWally Wilcox ?â Lester said, eyebrows raised, and turned me around to get a better look at me. I apologized as best I could with just my eyes. âWe didnât even know he was a celebrity. We were just talking, honest. I like this kid.â
âThat doesnât make me feel much better,â Dad said.
âHey, I wanted to ask you a question, actually,â Lester said to my dad. âWe got this homeless dude camping out in our front yard dude. What do I do about that? My mom wants me to go yell at him, but I donât know what this guyâs up to.â
âYou can file a report,â Dad said.
âAt the station?â Lester asked, and twisted his mouth. âPass. I thought maybe you could just come take a look or something.â
Dad nodded. âIâll see what I can do.â
âSo weâre all friends here. Thatâs great,â Ricky said. âLetâs keep it that way, yeah?â
Dad pointed his thumb at the cruiser. âWalter, letâs get in the car.â I did a walk of shame to the car with my head down and ducked into the backseat.
*Â Â Â *Â Â Â *
In the car, Dad and Ricky were talking about bullies while we sat in traffic. The fact that I could have been home already if Iâd finished walking popped into my mind.
âDid you know Uncle Ricky used to be a bully?â Dad asked. Rickyâs not my actual uncle, but my parents had called him that since I was little. He turned to face Ricky, who was in the passenger seat. âYou used to hang out with Adrian FordâI hated that kid! He used to torture me in school.â
âThat doesnât make me a bully,â Ricky said. âAdrian was a nice guy, if you werenât on his list.â
âBut I was on his list!â Dad said. Iâd seen high school photos of Dad, and heard some stories. Itâs not like he was a nerd or anything. âAnd you were a bully by association.â
âThatâs so not a thing,â Ricky said. âThatâs like me being rich because I know a guy who owns a boat.â
I took my cell out of my pocket after it buzzed. It was the cheapest phone on the family plan, but it did have a crappy version of the Internet.
Ricky turned around in his seat to face me. âThis guy Adrian used to pick on your dad, Walter. He ever tell you about Adrian?â
âItâs my storyâlet me tell