it,â Dad interrupted.
âWell, tell it, then!â Ricky said, settling back in his seat.
âAdrian Ford, tall, tall guy with a head like a solid boulder,â Dad started. His story is a little fuzzy in my mind because I saw I had a Facebook message from Naomi Mills, and the world spun for a split second and up was down and down was up. What I remembered of the story while I was waiting for a signal to load Facebook involved my dad getting picked on at school by this guy Adrian, whoâd been the king of the school, and my dad took it and took it, until one day he stood up to Adrian and told the bully to meet him after school. The bully never showed and left Dad alone after that, presumably because Dad had earned his respect or something. None of it applied to me, because Dad was a cop and had been kind of big deal. I wasnât about to call out Lester or Beardsley or anyone else at school, and as long as I was friendly, I didnât have any need to. Besides, I was pretty sure Iâd seen that same story line on some sitcom repeat.
I accepted Naomiâs friend request, probably just minutes after she sent it. I could risk the dorkiness.
Dad was still in lecture mode. âYou gotta be careful with guys like these,â he was saying. We were taking a detour, apparently, as we left the smaller streets to pass the markets. âThese guys are animals. I see some pretty wild stuff. I was joking around back there, but these guys carry knivesâthese guys have guns.
âYou can tell me if youâre in trouble, you know, right?â He kept looking at me to verify I was listening. It was a little troubling with people walking on the sidewalk and crossing the street.
âDad, Iâm fine,â I said.
Naomi was asking me if I wanted to go to the Foo Fighters concert. U were a huge hit with the fam , her message read. My mom would totally let me go w/ u. I can work this.
Was that a good message or bad? Was she saying I was a big nerd, but she could use me to get to the concert? Who was I kidding? I didnât care. Operation Uncle Dave is a go , I replied. Count me in.
âItâs good that you stood up to them,â Dad said. He just kept talking. âAnd those are some ugly dudes to face, too. But you canât run from problems. You tackle them head-on, right? You did good. Iâm proud.â
âDad, we were walking. Thatâs it,â I said. My phone buzzed. I was afraid to look at the screen. What if sheâd changed her mind, or sheâd been just joking and Iâd misinterpreted it and hadnât caught the tone? What if she hadnât asked at all and Iâd just responded to an imaginary message? Reception was poor, and her message took, like, ten seconds to show up, which was a very long time when you were in midconversation with Naomi Mills.
LOL that was fast! Naomi replied. Not exactly a confirmation of plans.
Iâm in my dadâs cop car. I think Iâm under arrest. :P , I wrote back. I tried to send it, but the Internet dropped out again. Technology fail. The phone buzzed again as Dad pulled up to our building, and my eyes darted to the screen.
NOOOOO , Naomi wrote back. Post bail! We need you free til after the concert!
Bake me a cake with a nail file in it, I wrote.
At that exact moment, Iâd have escaped Alcatraz if I needed to.
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Chapter Four
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10/23 10:35 WalterW1014: Hey, are you going to the Foo Fighters concert Saturday?
10/23 10:35 NateTheGreat01: Have I said or done anything to indicate Iâd be going to a Foo Fighters concert? Or do I have a clone running around I need to be concerned with?
10/23 10:35 WalterW1014: Iâm just wondering if I should go.
10/23 10:35 NateTheGreat01: If you have to wonder, maybe just donât go?
10/23 10:36 WalterW1014: Well, a girl I was talking to wanted to go, and I might have said Iâd go too.
10/23 10:36 NateTheGreat01: Really? Who?
10/23 10:36