we arenât, because although weâre through the outer gate, Iâve forgotten about the turnstiles inside. Theyâre set on letting people out, or letting people with pound coins in, and I havenât got a pound coin. I stare at them for a minute, thereâs no lock, no way to break in. You canât climb under them.
âNow what?â says Ellie, measuring herself against the turnstile. It stops just below her chin.
I put one hand on top and vault over. Ellie stands outside with the pushchair, looking confused.
âJump over,â I say.
âI canât, Scarlett, itâs too high.â
âYouâve got to, thereâs no other way â I canât unlock them.â
Thereâs this silence, and I can hear her cagoule rustling.
âCome on, Ellie, give it a go.â
âAh â there we are,â she says. âIâve found a pound in my pocket.â
She slots the coin into the turnstile, and it swings round, allowing her through, holding the pushchair above her head.
âThere,â she says. âNow what?â
The zooâs creepy in the early morning. Things stamp up and down in their pens, growling, while other things chirrup and whoop. Itâs too dark to see in properly, so we can only guess at whatâs going on. We have to walk through this almost completely black tunnel to the rest of the zoo. Itâs lined with cages, and I can sense animals racing up and down the bars.
âWhooooooohoooooo,â something howls to the left.
âYikes,â squeals Ellie.
Something else lets out a scream like a banshee.
âMonkey?â she asks, her voice shaking.
âHoo hoo hoo,â laughs something large and dark. I can feel the wind as it leaps along the bars of a big pen.
This time I jump.
We creep through the dark patch. I canât see anything; my eyeballs are practically popping out, Iâm trying so hard. But I can certainly hear, and smell, and that smell is pretty rough â poo, wee and animal bad breath.
Itâs hot down here too, so when we break out of the dark into the main part of the zoo, the air seems cool and fragrant.
âWhoa,â says Ellie.
âWhoa,â I agree.
We wheel the pushchair round past the sleeping panda, and the flamingos, who are doing what flamingos do in the mornings, until we reach the butterfly house. It looks horribly dark.
âYou go first,â says Ellie.
So I push open the flaps and run past all the sleeping butterflies, the creeping frogs and the floppy tendrils that brush my face.
âUgh,â says Ellie behind me. âThat went right round my neck.â
But itâs not far to the end of the butterfly house, and we break out into the fresh air, which is when I suddenly feel really sick.
The Great Escape
Penguins stink.
Few things can possibly smell as bad as a penguin – maybe a wheelie bin, or the boys’ toilets at school – but I don’t believe it. I think when we normally see them at a zoo or somewhere, someone’s been round with a broom and a high-powered hose, because at five o’clock in the morning, they’re toxic.
“Whew,” says Ellie.
I nearly throw up last night’s supper, but swallow, and step over the side of the penguin enclosure as if I was used to mucking out fish-eating birds on a daily basis.
The penguins stand in their little pool, staring at me.
“Here, little penguin,” I say to the smallest. He steps towards me, and I notice that he’s looking at my hand as if it’s a fish.
We should have brought gloves.
“Here,” says Ellie. “Try this.” She takes the lid from a dustbin that’s been left in the corner of their pen. A new smell, like a fishmonger’s mixed with boys’ toilets and drains, wafts into the still, morning air. Ellie hands me a pair of thick orange rubber gloves. Breathing only through my mouth, I reach in and take something that might once have been a sardine. I throw it on the ground.
The